What would you've like to have been?

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

If you were not born a human what animal/plant and inanimate object would you have liked to be? And your reasons.

Bird (seagull of course) - freedom to go anywhere you like anytime you like.

Dildo - well wouldn't any bloke say no (as long as the women aren't old or mingers).

 

[berkshire seagull]

siberian TIGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

 

[Dunkstar]

Pornographic film camera!

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

A pair of J Lo's tightest jeans.

 

[CAFC Matt]

A shower head in the females changing room

 

[JEM]

Woody Allen's quote about coming back as Warren Beatty's fingers was class.


Some species of mice after reaching maturity shag continuously then drop dead.

That sounds good.

 

[Trigger]

Jo Guests Bra...

 

[Benny Seagull]

cristina's thong

 

[Safeway]

Jo Brand's tampon.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Peter Wards Hair.

Or Fosters head Band.

Or maybe Smiths Right foot...and been a little more dependable.