What would it take to cause a fight inside the Amex?

[dazzer6666]

Brighton 0-4 CP, as new Palace target man Augustien strokes homes his fourth, CP's new manager Gus Poyet turns towards the West Stand arms aloft, laughing his head off and mouthing towards the remaining Albion fans.

(Home FA or League Cup tie).

....worse, even

 

[carteater]

Calde signing for a relegated Crystal Palace, then coming to us on the first day of the season, scoring, then giving it the demented big 'un in front of the North.

Don't even say that... , I think that would just bring 20-30,000 people to tears more than anything...

 

[WhingForPresident]

No problems there...View attachment 64108

Begging for a caption competition..

 

[Pinkie Brown]

When that ridiculous rendition of the great Johnny Cash song is being pumped out, some dysfunctional rebel deciding to twirl their scarf anti clockwise instead of clockwise. They would get their head pummelled in and rightly so. Happy clappy uniform procedure must be adhered to unless you want to spark a riot.........

 

[grubbyhands]

A vast-tackled man masturbating on my veggie pie. I'd like to think that almost all the strangers around me would join in in smacking about this randy, pie-spoiling splurter. Stewards wouldn't have seen the crime and charge up the stairs thinking something unjust caused this leathering, accidentally causing themselves to be on the side of the glue-splatterer.

Do you have any idea how I'm going to clean the spat raspberry jam on toast along with a gob full of hot tea from my laptop screen MB?

 

[Bombadier Botty]

No Harveys left at 2.30 on a Saturday.

Surely that would be cause for massive celebration, not fighting!

 

[dingodan]

A cold pie & a warm beer.

 

[BN9 BHA]

When that ridiculous rendition of the great Johnny Cash song is being pumped out, some dysfunctional rebel deciding to twirl their scarf anti clockwise instead of clockwise. They would get their head pummelled in and rightly so. Happy clappy uniform procedure must be adhered to unless you want to spark a riot.........

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