What was I about to do?

[Commander]

Was just reading NSC and something reminded me of something important I need to do. Then I got side-tracked and I cant remember what it was. Any suggestions? Pretty sure it wasn't work. Aaaaaarrrrrrghhhhhh what the f*** was it??

 

[Trufflehound]

Milk the cat?

 

[Commander]

Nope. My cat got run over by a lawnmower.

 

[Trufflehound]

Clean the fur, sinew and gristle off the lawnmower?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Clean the fur, sinew and gristle off the lawnmower?

Feed the dog?

 

[B.M.F]

Go for a dump before soiling yourself

 

[Woodchip]

The way NSC has been going lately..... start a fight with some unsuspecting innocent. Either that, or something involving toilets.

 

[blockhseagull]

I'll say it

Have a wank

 

[Commander]

Clean the fur, sinew and gristle off the lawnmower?

Nope. That was some time ago now. Lawnmower is clean.

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

Send me some money?

 

[Stinky Kat]

take off your wives clothes before she comes home?

 

[Trufflehound]

Build a life-size model of the Cutty Sark out of old brillo pads and go sailing in the bath?

 

[Woodchip]

Build a bonfire and put de Vecchi on top, Norman Baker in the middle and burn the ****ing lot.

 

[B.M.F]

Build a bonfire and put de Vecchi on top, Norman Baker in the middle and burn the ****ing lot.

Now that is a cracking idea

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Put the washing in ?

 

[Commander]

Build a life-size model of the Cutty Sark out of old brillo pads and go sailing in the bath?

No, but I will do that as soon as I go home.