[News] What unusual things have you woken up to in your garden

[Mr Bridger]

We get a lot of foxes round our way and once woke up to find one cheekily asleep on the shed roof. They don’t often stay long as they send the dog Radio Rental.

Also found a single SOCK belonging to the bloke next door. No, me neither.

Hope you used tongs That might have been his wanking sock. Probably nearly got caught by his Mrs and slung out the window.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Found my mate Mark asleep in the recycling bin once

 

[Eeyore]

I didn’t wake up to it in my garden but it did pay a short visit
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You may notice that the pigeons have gone on holiday after hearing she's around. I saw one having lunch outside recently. Messy eaters. I know when she's visiting, the other birds go very quiet.

 

[horshamite]

One stormy night the wind was blowing through the leaves of the tree outside my bedroom window and the rustling kept me awake. Next morning I opened the curtains to find a herd of cows on the lawn.

 

[WATFORD zero]

Found my mate Mark asleep in the recycling bin once

Well I hope you kept him separate from the Glass and Cardboard

 

[Redinpeace]

My garden furniture, pleasant surprise as I expected it to be pinched around here