What to do!!!

[Legoman]

I am going camping today, but my wifes best friends husband is a Palarse fan and he will also be there what should i do??

 

[Biscuit]

Set fire to his tent.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Sell his tent to the next campers along, because they'll offer more money for it.

 

[Braders]

stapler in jelly


oh... wait

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

Set fire to his tent.

Don't you mean caravan?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Not talk about football?

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Say nothing, but look upon him with great pity.

 

[Coleby1007]

When your sitting round the camp fire singing 'gin gang gooly' Shit in his kids mouths

 

[Seagull73]

If you don't already, take up smoking and leave one alight in the tent. Then bound and gag them so there's no escape....

 

[brakespear]

Offer him first dibs on anything you no longer want.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Dunno.

 

[cuthbert]

Grow up?

 

[lichfield seagulls]

Grow up?

Who?

 

[seagullondon]

stapler in jelly


oh... wait

hehehe

 

[little al]

Try not to look at his cock.

 

[backson]

The guy opposite me at work is a Palace fan, who's going off camping later today. Don't know if it's the same guy. I haven't warned him what's in store for him.

 

[Storer 68]

Pont out that Murray is a moody old thing and will probably spend the first two years of his contact with an undignosed medical problem (it was a hernia for us) q

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Cut his guy-ropes, that will learn him.

EDIT:That sounds like a euphemism.

 

[Chester Drawers]

Deflate his airbed ..

 

[Cecil]

Guy next to me at work is a Palace fan and posts on here.

He is a Palace fan and is camping tonight.

Where are you camping?