What the hell is this?!

[Scarface]

Its HUGE! And whats the giant saw for??!

 

[The Large One]

Chip, chop, chip, chop, the last man's DEAD...

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Shit, that's a frightening photo

 

[Theatre of Trees]

I think it is some kind of mining machine, the bit at the front being used to dig into the ground. I know the Germans have a big machine.

 

[Marc]

so thats where my circular saw went!






Looks like some sort of Land cutting device made by Kone Cranes I think. Probably a quick way to cut out trenches used for gas lines/phone lines, that sort of thing.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Surely Kev the Ape could throw some light on this?!

 

[Lammy]

That puppy will be happily trotting down the A27 towards Falmer soon!











IN MY MIND

 

[Starry]

It's a brown coal excavator.

 

[wilderabeast]

its a Nimby recycling machine

 

[Dave the OAP]

Yers Starry

Its a open cast mining machine used to carve into the side of mountains...

 

[34064 Fighter Command]

Send it to Falmer - NOW !

Should scare the shit out of 'em

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Perhaps it can do a three point turn at the junction of the A27 and Woodingdean road and accidentally flatten the Swan. I'll volunteer to drive.

 

[wilderabeast]

I would love to turn up to Falmer Village in one of those i would park up just outside the Swan Pub in my Albion Shirt walk in order a pint make small talk with the landlord and locals before casually leaving before demolishing all in front of me including the pub and the pox B*RSTARD of a landlord

 

[Marshy]

 

[Gazwag]

Wouldn't want to get stuck behind that on the A259

 

[Hiney]

How the f*** do you move something like that from place to place?

 

[Scarface]

Looks like they have put down shitloads of sand completely blocking that road, and there are huge catepillar (sp?) tracks on the bottom. If its anything like the Crawler (the vehicle that pulls the space shuttle to the launch pad) it has a top speed of 1mph and the driver still has to wear a seatbelt!

 

[Pevenseagull]

it's a tool for cleaning Pat Butcher's arse cleft

 

[Hiney]

it's a tool for cleaning Pat Butcher's arse cleft

I don't know what's worse - the mental picture generated by that post or the warped nature of Pevenseagull's mind in thinking of it!

 

[zefarelly]

it's a tool for cleaning Pat Butcher's arse cleft

LMFAO


That my kind of kit, I love tools !!!

didn't Derek and Clive use something similar for retreiving Lobsters from Jane Mansfields bumhole ?