What songs do I teach my son?

[Husty]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Poyet Out

Sack the Board

e.t.c.

 

[BHAFC_Pandapops]

i HATE it when people take OLD songs and change the words.....
I have made it clear to my son that the words are "We're f***ing brilliant"...

He'll get a thick ear if I hear him singing your new fangled bastardisation.

you, sir, are a legend.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Toooooooooooooooony Bloooooooooooooooom,
can make this world seem right.
Toooooooooooooooony Bloooooooooooooooom,
can make this darkness bright.
Tony Bloom and you alone,
can thrill me like you do;
and fill my heart with love for Tony Bloom.




Why do birds suddenly appear
Every time you are near?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to Nooooooooone

Why do stars fall down from the sky
Every time you walk by?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to Noooooooone

 

[Horsham Gull]

Gus poyets Blue and white army!!Gus poyets Blue and white army!!Gus poyets Blue and white army!!

Blue and white barmy army Blue and white barmy army Blue and white barmy army Blue and white barmy army

 

[Norman Potting]

For Millwall, "nobody hates you, nobody cares".

 

[DavidWatts]

They soon pick things up. One of my proudest moments at Withdean was when junior joined in (without me) with 'the referee's a wanker' when he was about 6. Obviously he didn't know what it meant back then.
He also started a 'we hate Palace' on his first visit to the family stand.

 

[Billy the Fish]

Teach him this:

If my old man said to be a pa*ace fan
I'd say........................

 

[Lord Bamber]

Yep i would agree with Sussex-By-The-Sea my 5year old lad has been singing it ever since his first Amex game (Burnley).......mind you he has also been singing the referees a w....................ally!

Ha ha, its great how they pick up these words.......

 

[Mackenzie]

ALL kids love the woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you're shit aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa goal kick chant.

Just don't let mum know!

 

[Nuneatonseagull]

ALL kids love the woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you're shit aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa goal kick chant.

Just don't let mum know!

My 5year old does this, I hate it, can't really stop him. I asked him what it is saying and he thinks it's 'woooooooo you're a cheataaaaaaaaaaa!!' I just let him get on with now!!

 

[Pevenseagull]

"The Ballad of Eskimo Nell" in it's entirety

If I had a kid I would be immensely proud if they sang that at a public event

 

[Pevenseagull]

"The Ballad of Eskimo Nell" in it's entirety

If I had a kid I would be immensely proud if they sang that at a public event

My dad was

 

[Man of Harveys]

Should have said its something daddy does when mummy isn't in.

Careful...if daddy watches Match of the Day, puts his feet on the table or farts uninhibitedly, the kid could proudly announce afterwards that daddy was a wanker while she was out?

 

[Pevenseagull]

(not the rugby version ... rugby is for posh twats .... apart from rugby league which is OK)