What should i have done?

[Adams score 0]

Good at wanking are you ?
Lots of practice

When your time comes,you will shoot your load to quick.

Blubber belly

 

[JJ McClure]

What else could i have done? ?

Cried and run home to your mummy.

"B..b...big...boys....m..m...make fun of me..."

 

[Meade's Ball]

HAHAHA MEADE'S BALL'S A VIRGIN EVERYONE.

*points* HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A VULVA IS!

Now i know how Pogo Patterson felt.



Will a signed statement from an adult, mentally-well woman swearing that she has experienced a Meade's Balling be enough proof for you?
I carry such a document in my briefcase of sex.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Dammit, he's too quick for me

And you so cunning a linguist normally, Easy10!

 

[Adams score 0]

Slap head,virgin

 

[Meade's Ball]

Good at wanking are you ?
Lots of practice

When your time comes,you will shoot your load to quick.

Blubber belly

Mum, is that you?

 

[The Wookiee]

You should of replied:

' Come on then, lets av it, I'm Brighton!! '

 

[JJ McClure]

Will a signed statement from an adult, mentally-well woman swearing that she has experienced a Meade's Balling be enough proof for you?

Did you pay for it?

 

[Meade's Ball]

Did you pay for it?

The certificate was free. I also have a commemorative plate.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Perhaps a plaque on the house the alleged incident took place might help.

 

[Lush]

Re the original name-calling I don't know why you are even remotely bothered.

You are an educated and successful 28 year old who has money to spend and - allegedly - has reasonably regular sex.

They are spoddy little no-marks who will soon be living off benefits and whose only thrills in life will be cheap lager, ciggies and the latest Play Station release, while some munter they once slept with harrasses them about their ugly off-spring.

Ignore them. They are not even worthy of your scorn.

 

[Braders]

They are spoddy little no-marks who will soon be living off benefits and whose only thrills in life will be cheap lager, ciggies and the latest Play Station release, while some munter they once slept with harrasses them about their ugly off-spring.

why am i getting brought into this??

 

[Harold]

You are an educated and successful 28 year old who has money to spend and - allegedly - has reasonably regular sex.

Just coincidence ?

 

[Everest]

"I know your PARENTS, and I'm TELLING..."

You forgot to add...

"and when I next go to the kennels, I'm gonna tell"

 

[bhaexpress]

You know, you could have answered 'Me a virgin ? Certainly not ! Ask your mother I was so good she gave me a refund'.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

nick there bike and run!

It would be quicker to ride the bike !

 

[Braders]

It would be quicker to ride the bike !

so thats why i kept getting caught

 

[bhanuts]

You know, you could have answered 'Me a virgin ? Certainly not ! Ask your mother I was so good she gave me a refund'.

 

[B.M.F]

What!!! You didn't put on your burberry baseball cap and claim to be part of the West Street Massive?

 

[Spicy]

I think you should have rode after them, rugby tackled each one of them to the ground, jumped up and down on their bikes, and then gone home.