What shall we sing to these?

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

From another thread:-

Master Bates wank wank wank

 

[Starry]

I hear that those "loveable" Stoke fans were giving the "Galatasary" chants to you on Saturday.

That kind of shit is just wrong.

They were indeed. From teh safety of a police line. A few tried at the station but soon shut up when they realised there were more Leeds than them and they were two seconds from being kicked into next week.

 

[Starry]

How about turning Ken Bates' infamous comments telling fans / press etc to 'f*** off back to your council house' on the Leeds fans?

Or there is always:

'You're not a big club, anymore...'

Or maybe even a referance to the fact it was 'Chelsea' money that funded Bates's takover?

'Bought with Chelsea money
You got bought with Chelsea money'

And thats what great. We hate Chelsea and they hate us hey, but they ended up bailing us out.

 

[Turkey]

Brought out by Chelsea,
Brought out by Chelsea
You were Brought out by Chelsea

Bought.

Bought by the Chelsea
You've been bought by the Chelsea

Owned by the Turkey (Wardy not Leeds)

 

[Braders]

Owned by the Turkey (Wardy not Leeds)

Owned by a Turkey (Leeds not Wardy)

 

[MidlandSeagull69]

from Leeds

Whats it like to see a crowd?
Whats it like to see a crowd?

doubt it you only sing 2 songs and as usual you will be embarresed by 2000 brighton fans outsinging your little yorkshire ground

 

[Starry]

Which are the only two songs that Leeds sing then?

 

[MidlandSeagull69]

Which are the only two songs that Leeds sing then?

see even the leeds fans don't know what to sing,

sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Starry]

Nah, I was looking for you to name the "only two songs" so I could add to the list with the many others that we do sing.

Least we sing, though.

 

[dougdeep]

One of those isn't that dreadful dirge,
Yaaaaaawwwkksher.
Yaaaaaawwwkksher.
Yaaaaaawwwkksher.
Is it?

 

[Braders]

Nah, I was looking for you to name the "only two songs" so I could add to the list with the many others that we do sing.

Least we sing, though.

marching on togethers one....

 

[Brighton Breezy]

'Whos afraid of the YRA, the YRA, the YRA
'Whos afraid of the YRA, the YRA, the YRA.......northern wankers'

Or as it is Yorkshire how about:

"Shall we sing a song for thee?"

 

[MidlandSeagull69]

whats that one that we sing?

starts something like

Not a big club anymore........

the rest escapes me

 

[Starry]

marching on togethers one....

Tis indeed, the team run out to that.

Glory Glory Leeds United/Manchester can Rave,

Leeds United Calypso

Bertie Mee said to Don Revie
Have you heard of the North Bank, Highbury?
Don said "No, I don't think so,
but I've heard of the Gelderd Aggrro"
Na, na. na, na, na,

Elland Road Baht'at

Tha Lads of Leeds

Leeds United, first of all there's the boss who's right behind us..

Alan Smiths a Scummer, he f***ed off to man yoo but we dont give a f*** cos we got danny pugh.

Brian Deane, Brian Deane, flying down the wing -- in off the bar, fcuk cantona...

The Chelsea Gun

WACCOE

Clarke Carlisle, shhh lalalala

The southerner pub one.

and others but the baby wants feeding.

 

[Kaney]

Oh North England....Oh North England,
Is Full of Shit....Is Full of Shit
Oh North England is Full of Shit,
Its full of Shit, Shit and Factories/ More Shit,
Oh North England is full of Shit

Oh South England....Oh South England
Is Wonderful....Is Wonderful
Oh South England is Wonderful
Its full of Jobs, Birds and Seagulls,
Oh South England is Wonderful

_________________________________

You're Not a Big Club, Anymore etc.

_________________________________

Small town in Bradford

 

[Starry]

Be inventive, sing us something new!!

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Welcome to the Bates motel, now you've come of age. by Madness.

 

[Yorkie]

On Ilkley Moor baht cash (at Elland Road baht cash)
On Ikley Moor baht cash


(baht - means without)


Def sing
Small town in Bradford (you can't see the join)

Small club in Yorkshire
You're just a small club in Yorkshire
(all the Tykes, Owls, Blades, Bantams, Millers and Terriers will love you for that one)

 

[geoffreyp]

to the tune of White Christmas

I'm dreaming of a "premiership place "
just like the one we used to have'
now we're poor and not winning
no longer singing
of places, were we used to go.

i'm dreaming of a trip to Highbury
just like ones we used to make
when we had our beloved o'leary
and winning wasnt just a theory
and all of Yorkshire knew our name

now we can only dream of europe
old trafford may as well be mars
now, we are just a load of losers
old players and overpaid boozers
and made do with trips to the withdean

 

[Braders]

to the tune of White Christmas

I'm dreaming of a "premiership place "
just like the one we used to have'
now we're poor and not winning
no longer singing
of places, were we used to go.

i'm dreaming of a trip to Highbury
just like ones we used to make
when we had our beloved o'leary
and winning wasnt just a theory
and all of Yorkshire knew our name

now we can only dream of europe
old trafford may as well be mars
now, we are just a load of losers
old players and overpaid boozers
and made do with trips to the withdean

i like that