What shall I drink?

[CHAPPERS]

See you Friday.

 

[Artois]

Your mums so fat, when she was at school she sat next to everyone.....

Your Mumma is so fat, that when she stepped out into the road in front of me, I swerved to avoid her and ran out of petrol.

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Your mamma's so skinny, she has to run around in the shower just to get wet.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Your momma's are both so smelly the dog shit is feeling lonely.









i just made that one up.

 

[Artois]

Your mum's so fat, she wears a VCR as a pager

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Your mum is so fat that when she swims in the sea she is immediately surrounded by greenpeace power dinghies and gets national coverage in the newspaper "Save the Whales" campaign.

 

[Artois]

Your mum's so fat and ugly that when she auditioned for the part of ET, she caused an eclipse by riding her bike in front of the moon.

 

[magoo]

Your mums so fat, when she was at school she sat next to everyone.....

well your mum's so fat she beeps when she walks backwards!

 

[CHAPPERS]

Ya mama's so fat you can't even see her legs
it just looks like she's just gliding across the floor...

 

[Artois]

Your mum's so ugly, they filmed "gorrilas in the mist" in her shower.

 

[crasher]

Your mum looks like Steve Kember

 

[Yorkie]

I'm just glad my son doesn't use this message board

 

[CHAPPERS]

I'm just glad my son doesn't use this message board

Your son's so...