What position would you play ?

[Perkino]

I can run and run, central midfielder. Able to break up play, carry the ball and quite keen on a shot. If I was able to find the killer pass then I'd be playing professionally

 

[symyjym]

Left Back.

Left back in the changing room.

 

[banjo]

Left Back.

Left back in the changing room.

Sym don't be so hard on yourself.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Sub keeper. Easy money.

 

[banjo]

Sub keeper. Easy money.

No one said anything about being paid.

 

[Bridcutt]

Rb/cdm

 

[upthealbion1970]

Left Back.

Left back in the changing room.

Bugger that was my 1st choice so I will have to be right back (behind the goal)

 

[MissGull]

I look stupid when I run, so I'd be a striker and would just wait in the box and wait for someone to pass to me.

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

I used to be a cultured left half, in the days when that was a recognised position.
So make that a creative left-sided midfielder, ready with a slide rule pass, a heat-seeking missile of a left foot shot and the engine of the Duracell bunny.
Plus a delusional sense of my own abilities.

 

[SweatyMexican]

My old manager said I could pick a pass well, and I'm still in my teen years, so I can run a lot. I'll Fill in for Bridcutt whilst he's out.

 

[banjo]

I look stupid when I run, so I'd be a striker and would just wait in the box and wait for someone to pass to me.

I hate to be sexist but most girls run like Mr Bean.

 

[MissGull]

I'm no Jessica Ennis in the running department. Definitely run like Mr Bean. It's more of a quick shuffle that a run, with my arms flapping around.

 

[banjo]

I'm no Jessica Ennis in the running department. Definitely run like Mr Bean. It's more of a quick shuffle that a run, with my arms flapping around.

 

[Husty]

Striker, I'm MUCH better than Barnes.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I would probably attempt to explain to him what an old-fashioned Inside Right did.

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

Someone beat me to the left back in the changing room gag.

Having a left foot it would have to be left wing. Playing with swagger and verve of course.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Was a useful right-sided midfielder in my day. Sadly, only good for kit-man now ...

 

[Box of Frogs]

Oh I'm liking your thinking, would you mind being subbed off before the end?

Yeah I'd be happy with that. Don't want to over-exert myself. I'm not as young as I used to be.

 

[willow147]

Can I be the one that is always heading into space, at both ends of the pitch, constantly on the move.

The club would need to provide the lawn mower though.

 

[Grombleton]

10 years ago i would have said left wing - used to be able to make quick short bursts and had one hell of a shot from 25 yds (still do). Only problem now is that i've lost some pace, so i'm more suited to LB/Wing back where i can make some runs but also cover.
I do like to play up front when playing 6 a side; i can hold the ball up ok(ish) but if i'm honest i don't have the fitness for a full match.