What keeps you awake?

[HovaGirl]

The upstairs neighbours washing machine, who washes clothes at 11:30 at night?

Someone else who can't get to sleep?

 

[penny's harmonica]

I just discovered the queen is German

 

[KZNSeagull]

Jackals

 

[Zukey Seagull]

Girlfriends dad coming to bed after midnight and the girlfriend fidgeting in her sleep.

(Plus I dreamt about north stand chat last night weird....)

 

[Superphil]

Debt, mortgage payments, job (in)security, they generally keep me awake.

 

[smillie's garden]

Girlfriends dad coming to bed after midnight and the girlfriend fidgeting in her sleep.

(Plus I dreamt about north stand chat last night weird....)

I was feeling quite tired, but now this post is going to keep me up

 

[spongy]

Pretty much everything. I'm a really light sleeper. The most common one is the missus' inability to just 'turn over' in bed. She has to bounce her way over, kicking the duvet all over the place at the same time. I'm going to have to chain her down soon. It's getting beyond a joke now.

 

[wunt be druv]

Having to work all bloody night! Off to bed now for a couple of hours kip then off for a jolly afternoon in the company of Millwall.

 

[Normal Rob]

Girlfriends dad coming to bed after midnight and the girlfriend fidgeting in her sleep.

(Plus I dreamt about north stand chat last night weird....)

Your girlfriend's dad gets into bed with you both? That is just wrong.

 

[Billy the Fish]

Girlfriends dad coming to bed after midnight and the girlfriend fidgeting in her sleep.

(Plus I dreamt about north stand chat last night weird....)

Who's the filling in that sick sandwich!

 

[Billy the Fish]

That, sir, is a combination that will truly **** you up. Why not throw in 'gambling' for the set?

Everything is fine in moderation

 

[supaseagull]

Last night my beard was itchy and my boxers were too loose. That kept me awake last night.

I thank you

 

[Zukey Seagull]

Your girlfriend's dad gets into bed with you both? That is just wrong.

When he comes up to bed at night he goes to his own room just he comes up late.

 

[Zukey Seagull]

Who's the filling in that sick sandwich!

Me

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

Insomnia.

 

[grubbyhands]

A boner keeping the duvet up in the air so a draught gets in.

 

[upthealbion1970]

Currently recovering from Haemoroidectomy operation so my arse is literally keeping me awake

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

I keep waking up with a very fast heart rate and my breathing is going mad, don't know whether it's anxiety or what but it's doing my head in. Other than that the missus waking me up a 3am to talk about money it's okay for her when she doesn't have to get up til 7am but my shift starts at 6am

 

[dadams2k11]

The upstairs neighbours washing machine, who washes clothes at 11:30 at night?

My downstairs neighbour does the same - often well into the early hours

You two neighbours?

 

[British Bulldog]

Chronic pain and an over active bladder ensure I'm awake a lot during the night.