What is your natural bodily odour?

[chemical brother]

Mine is sort of hamsterish with a scent of cheese and onion crisps rounded off with a hint of vanilla.

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[CHAPPERS]

Not sure but cats seem to like licking the armpits of my shirts so it must be kinda like gone off milk with a hint of booze.

 

[Safeway]

Semen (not my own).

 

[Brixtaan]

Roses

 

[Robbo]

edam

 

[tinx]

Mine is like the smell of fresh air

 

[WATFORD zero]

Rachel Stevens (sorry artois)

 

[CHAPPERS]

Mine is like the smell of fresh air

I think you mean poo air.

 

[Sam]

Rachel Stevens (sorry artois)

funnily enough, yeah i think i smell a bit like her too...

 

[Brady's Old Lady]

Green Spangles

 

[tinx]

Rachel Stevens (sorry artois)

Like a fishmongers then?

 

[tinx]

I think you mean poo air.

Shut it Bollock Juggler

 

[JEM]

Musk mixed with cannabis resin and amphetamine.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

urine.

 

[Titanic]

A faint whiff of cheese

 

[Le Premier Cru]

Fresh and fruity. Ribena, jasmine tea, and lawnmowings are all detectable, but there's a hint of something else...

...something more sinister, like a malevolent badger in an old school changing room.