What is the HARDEST animal you could beat in a fight?

[Commander]

Following on from the Hardest animal thread (which was won by the Honey Badger), what is the HARDEST animal you think you could BEAT in a fight? (without weapons)

I reckon I could beat

a) a Stag
b) a medium sized dog, say a Labrador
c) a small big cat, say a Lynx

 

[tedebear]

Do you have a hard animal fetish?

 

[Commander]

Do you have a hard animal fetish?

No, just a Honey Badger fetish.

 

[Scotty Mac]

depends what sort of fight really - would weapons be allowed, or would you have to rely on natural resources?

 

[Nibble]

I wouldn't have a pop at a stag but a labrador seems easy. Apparantly if you are being attacked by a dog and you can, reach around and stick your finger up its' arse, they back off.

 

[Simster]

which was won by the Honey Badger

Absolute f***ing bollocks - we're drawing up a shortlist right now.

I reckon I could beat

a) a Stag
b) a medium sized dog, say a Labrador
c) a small big cat, say a Lynx

If required, I believe I could slap a wolf (ideally a handicapped wolf, maybe with just 3 legs or summat)

 

[Commander]

depends what sort of fight really - would weapons be allowed, or would you have to rely on natural resources?

Following on from the Hardest animal thread (which was won by the Honey Badger), what is the HARDEST animal you think you could BEAT in a fight? (without weapons)

I reckon I could beat

a) a Stag
b) a medium sized dog, say a Labrador
c) a small big cat, say a Lynx

Does that clear it up for you, Mr M?

 

[Man of Harveys]

I wouldn't have a pop at a stag but a labrador seems easy. Apparantly if you are being attacked by a dog and you can, reach around and stick your finger up its' arse, they back off.

Big gay honey badgers LOVE it if you do that to them. They start having an orgasm apparently.

 

[Commander]

Re: Re: What is the HARDEST animal you could beat in a fight?

Absolute f***ing bollocks - we're drawing up a shortlist right now.

Who is? You and your pansy Tiger Shark lovers?

 

[Seagull73]

My 11 month-old kitten beats me up - so I've got no chance...!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

if you pull a dogs front two legs apart, it dies. i win. 1-0 to the humans

 

[Scotty Mac]

Does that clear it up for you, Mr M?

certainly does

i reckon if you were faced with a dangerous animal, and you poked it in the eye with a really big stick from the ground, you could evade capture

i reckon a dog would be quite easy, just repeatedly boot it in the head

as for the hardest animal, what about a kangaroo? you wouldn't be able to get near the fucker as it would just kick the shit out of you

 

[Simster]

Re: Re: Re: What is the HARDEST animal you could beat in a fight?

Who is? You and your pansy Tiger Shark lovers?

BULL SHARK you tit.

And I believe there are a dozen on the short list so far, although Dave's scorpion may as well have a FLOUNCE as clearly it has no chance.

 

[Commander]

certainly does

i reckon if you were faced with a dangerous animal, and you poked it in the eye with a really big stick from the ground, you could evade capture

Clearly it doesn't. A really big stick from the ground would be classed as a weapon.

 

[Scotty Mac]

thinking about it, if you took out the animals legs by snapping them into two, they will be less mobile and therefore less dangerous

i reckon you could DESTROY a bear with that tactic

surely a sea based creature would be the hardest to fight, as you would be in their terriorty of the sea, and they would have a massive advantage

 

[Conkers]

I reckon i could take on Mark McGhee

 

[Les Biehn]

Don't dogs have a bone in their penis? I would say a Labrador is the hardest animal that could beast me in the ring.

 

[Commander]

Re: Re: Re: Re: What is the HARDEST animal you could beat in a fight?

BULL SHARK you tit.

And I believe there are a dozen on the short list so far, although Dave's scorpion may as well have a FLOUNCE as clearly it has no chance.

Bull Shark, Tiger Shark

Overgrown GOLDFISH

 

[Commander]

Don't dogs have a bone in their penis? I would say a Labrador is the hardest animal that could beast me in the ring.

Er, think you may have misunderstood the meaning of this thread, Mr Biehn.

 

[Les Biehn]

Er, think you may have misunderstood the meaning of this thread, Mr Biehn.

No no, in a boxing ring they could quite easily bludgeon you to death with that huge, rock hard member.