What is the greatest invention of all time?

[Long Saulty Seagull]

Coffee

 

[Simster]

Coffee

Not the ipod then?

 

[m.c.hamster]

Perhaps they are not an invention but THONGS are the greatest thing ever designed/invented.

 

[Easy 10]

light saber!

My father wanted me to have one when I was old enough

But my Uncle wouldn't allow it

Your father clearly wanted you to restore balance to the Force...are you sure your uncle wasn't an evil Sith Lord ?

 

[TSB]

women

 

[BHA Jordan]

Alcohol, the only major cause, and answer to all life's problems

 

[Mr Burns]

The Simpsons.

 

[TSB]

paracetamol...couldn't make it through saturdays without it

 

[O Lads]

Your father clearly wanted you to restore balance to the Force...are you sure your uncle wasn't an evil Sith Lord ?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Jim Henson - hence the Muppets.

They have the right outlook - "Throw your cares away, worries for another day, dance the night away, down in Fraggle rock!"

Obviously if you can't find a fraggle rock, somewhere else will substitute.

 

[Chester Drawers]

trains that dont stop at Selhurst