Northstander
Well-known member
- Oct 13, 2003
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"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall
there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the
pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep, TURNING
ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had
found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said.
Turning to the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same
question.
The last man replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, it's
obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHOEA."
"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
"Oh I can explain," said the fourth man. "You see the other day I wasn't
feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could THINK,
BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my pants!
HE GOT THE JOB !
there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the
pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep, TURNING
ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had
found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said.
Turning to the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same
question.
The last man replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, it's
obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHOEA."
"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
"Oh I can explain," said the fourth man. "You see the other day I wasn't
feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could THINK,
BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my pants!
HE GOT THE JOB !
