What is less unlikely than the FA rescinding Dale's red?

[AmexRuislip]

Sepp Blatter being made saint by the Vatican for services to football.

 

[Munchkin]

Dale Stephens playing in the play off final.

 

[sparkie]

Everything is less unlikely.

 

[martin tyler]

The picture to go with the thread
Katie-Hopkins-naked-with-a-halal-sausage-up-somewhere-unmentionable

 

[TheJasperCo]

That was so close last week but the medical records proved that the koala bear had nothing wrong with his wrists.He has had his benefits withdrawn.

Now the poor ****er is being deported back to Australia. He's appealing the decision, but there's more chance of lemon-scented cocaine (with a hint of cinnamon) falling from the sky.

 

[Colonel Angus]

Ken Livingstone at a Bar Mitzvah
Crystal Palace using their recent Premiership income to re-pay the actual and moral debt to a long list of previous creditors
A funny Russell Howard joke

The list is endless.

 

[Lethargic]

A Southern Rail train arriving on time.

 

[JC Footy Genius]

Finding Irrefutable evidence proving God exists.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Radio five talking about Championship football for more than five minutes on a non match day

 

[Cheggers]

A free pickled egg given with every prescription. Would need a lot of absorbent kitchen roll though. There's always a catch.

 

[Canfan]

The Honey Badger winning the WHC contest.

 

[El Presidente]

William Hague leaving his wife for another woman.


Sent from Konnie Huq's lingerie drawer.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Bill Archer being welcomed as a guest of honour at a Brighton match and given a heroes welcome by the fans

 

[Pavilionaire]

Lemmy, Bowie and Prince coming back from the dead to form a supergroup and belting out "I Should Be So Lucky" at the Play-Off Final.

 

[SeagullofMalaysia]

Stumbling on the Star Wars galaxy for real

 

[Albion my Albion]

Stumbling on the Star Wars galaxy for real

..........then running into Kylo Ren who then admits he is your father, which makes Han Solo your grandfather and Princess Lea your grandmother which makes you royalty and the Queen then invites you to Buckingham Palace.

 

[Goldstone1976]

GOSBTS being replaced by Glad All Over as the club anthem.

 

[Chief Wiggum]

Irish_Seagull having a quiet pint with Pretty Pink Fairy

 

[Titanic]

The Albion enjoying a comfortable lead after the away leg, and the fans enjoying a relaxed party atmosphere for 90 minutes on Monday night.

 

[Taybha]

Tanktops become a must have fashion accessory