What is less unlikely than the FA rescinding Dale's red?

[smillie's garden]

Well?

Saudi Arabia making gay marriage legal?

Farage helping out at a Calais jungle soup kitchen?

Going for the power of negative thinking....

 

[tomfitz12]

Edit:

I'm an idiot.

Woooosh and all that

 

[ManOfSussex]

The Chilcot report to say Tony Blair is a war criminal and be sent to The Hague.

 

[Worthingite]

Meeting Morrissey in Grubbs.

 

[Hamilton]

Jeff Winter officiating a Celtic match.


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[Thunder Bolt]

Donald Trump standing on the Mexican border with a Welcome sign.

 

[TheJasperCo]

Getting laid by a drunk Jessica Alba, who then asks Olivia Wilde to join in and Taylor Swift to film it.

 

[DavePage]

Man landing on the Moon

 

[Petee]

Leicester winning the prem. Oh......

 

[Eeyore]

Jeff Winter officiating a Celtic match.


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I raise you Alan Roland refereeing a Wales match.

 

[Hamilton]

I raise you Alan Roland refereeing a Wales match.

I can't wait to see that happen again. I actually think they'd let it happen.


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[dazzer6666]

Steve Evans saying 'no, no more for me thanks, I'm full'

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[pal4life]

The FA cup money turning up.

 

[TheJasperCo]

Mike Dean changing his name by deed poll to Estebàn Ramirez Gonzales and emigrating to South Sudan to oversee a desert tribe of nomadic "cotton" sellers and getting paid to take care of their camels while simultaneuosly being the fall-guy for their unscrupulous dealings.

 

[TheJasperCo]

An arthritic and blindfolded koala bear with a slightly dicky hip and gammy wrists reciting the last verse of the Trainspotting theme tune in Morse code to an audience comprising the Pope and John Lennon's ghost.

 

[TheJasperCo]

The majority of sane people in Brighton saying " No, that tall tower on the seafront doesn't resemble a phallus penetrating a doughnut".

 

[BensGrandad]

The FA saying Burnley played an ineligible player so wiping out the late goal giving us a 2-1 win. and them 0 points for the game but still win the title.

 

[smillie's garden]

Mrs Guilesworthy winning with her loganberry conserves at the fete this year. Das is concerned that the OB might be sniffing around, but hinted there'd been a "pectin problem."

 

[The Brighton Bear]

An arthritic and blindfolded koala bear with a slightly dicky hip and gammy wrists reciting the last verse of the Trainspotting theme tune in Morse code to an audience comprising the Pope and John Lennon's ghost.

That was so close last week but the medical records proved that the koala bear had nothing wrong with his wrists.He has had his benefits withdrawn.

 

[Lenny Rider]

Ivor C and Katie P pictured tying the knot in Hello