What headline would you like to wake up to on Sunday morning?

[Russconha]

37yr old Littlehampton Man wins Lottery jackpot - joins BHAFC board.

 

[Return of the Rev]

HOVE MAN FINDS JESUS HIDING UNDER STAIRS

 

[Prince Monolulu]

'Posh Spice has new hairdo, Oscar says I like it prior to play-off match'

 

[jackanada]

Cameron & Cabinet Dead in Botched Eton Sex Game.

 

[Daffy Duck]

Reading pitch invasion falls flat as Brighton clinch play-off spot with injury time hat-trick.

 

[Lincoln Imp]

"I MAY STAY" Hat-trick hero Jesse plots Premier League future with Albion

 

[smudge]

Solly's a Jolly good fellow at Forest as Reading suffer a Royal meltdown against the Clarets.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Guardian: WHO'S THAT MAN FROM ARGENTINA?
Sun: HOLIDAY FOR TWENTY FROM £1
Mail: READING PITCH INVASION COULD HAVE CAUSED M40 SINK HOLE
Argus: WE'RE THERE

 

[supaseagull]

Andrews returns to Bolton

 

[Seagull58]

Max Clifford felched my hamster

 

[Foul Play Rocks]

Man arrested for putting sticks in cat flaps

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

'Everything's Fine, Go Back to Sleep'

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

The roof felt on the shed does not need replacing.

 

[Simster]

The Express: "Albion crushing Royals play-off hopes disrespects the memory of Diana"

The Mail: "Owner of £750k house fires Brighton to play-offs"

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Nigel Adkins to buy physiotherapy practice on Craggy Island.

At the post-match press conference after his play-off hopefuls crushing defeat by Burnley, a disconsolate Nigel Adkins revealed that he is to quit football and head off back in to the anonymity of a physiotherapy practice on the remote craggy island. "it was the nonchalant manner in which Ashley Barnes was texting to his former team-mates at Brighton as he tapped in his 4th goal which really made me realise", said Adkins, "that I should stick with what I know." This coupled with the news of the six-goal spree from Brighton at Nottingham Forest gave the former Southampton manager much to ponder. "The combination up front of Ulloa and Mackail-Smith, ably supported by Lingard and Buckley, makes them unstoppable, and then with Lua-Lua as a substitute as well. That combined with a rock-solid back 4 will serve them well......."

Dream on.....

 

[Irish_Seagull]

All British service personnel returning home

 

[Seagull58]

All British service personnel returning home

All on leave at the same time? Wouldn't that be a bit irresponsible?

 

[tinycowboy]

Lottery winner hails Albion play-off triumph

 

[Irish_Seagull]

All on leave at the same time? Wouldn't that be a bit irresponsible?

Well there wont be a terror attack unless MI5 give the green light, The government Arm and fund most of Al Queda so itl be fine dont worry

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Well there wont be a terror attack unless MI5 give the green light, The government Arm and fund most of Al Queda so itl be fine dont worry

Great.
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