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What do you put on your toast?









Meade's Ball

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,613
Hither (sometimes Thither)
I like to smear on my half-toasted slices a pellet or two of crushed autumnal woodlouse diaries - there's a slightly greater yet richer sadness in their curled-up-in-a-fearful-ball thinking at the end of a long dry summer looking for moisture and their seemingly last cries are daubed all over speckled veins of almost ochre leaves - and to wetten the bread with a rented pipetteful of Jeremy Paxman tears - bejesus they're bitter, but go well with the sprinkles of isopod bleakness.
 








Wrong-Direction

Well-known member
Mar 10, 2013
13,432
I like to smear on my half-toasted slices a pellet or two of crushed autumnal woodlouse diaries - there's a slightly greater yet richer sadness in their curled-up-in-a-fearful-ball thinking at the end of a long dry summer looking for moisture and their seemingly last cries are daubed all over speckled veins of almost ochre leaves - and to wetten the bread with a rented pipetteful of Jeremy Paxman tears - bejesus they're bitter, but go well with the sprinkles of isopod bleakness.
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Not Andy Naylor

Well-known member
Dec 12, 2007
8,803
Seven Dials
The Co-op does a rather good orange, lemon and grapefruit marmalade.
 






Hugo Rune

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NSC Patron
Feb 23, 2012
21,663
Brighton
Generous with the butter then lashings of tomato purée (Napolina if budget permits). This must be tried if you've not had a go before - works on any toast but white sliced is my preference. Great for breakfast or if you're just feeling blue.
 


maltaseagull

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Feb 25, 2009
13,054
Zabbar- Malta
Baked Beans on my 1 slice per week as part of a self indulgent cooked breakfast on Sundays.
Healthy stuff the rest of the time and no bread.
 






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