What are the best five foods?

[Trevor]

Eggs
Cheese
Fish
Asparagus
Clitoris

I know I can get the first four easily enough. The other one's more difficult to find

 

[Rugrat]

Anything on the Roy's menu in US ... have restaurants in a few major cities, make a note
Vindaloo
Toblerone
Lobster
Snails

 

[fataddick]

Halloumi
Corn-on-the-cob
Seitan
Jalapenos
Space peaches

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Space peaches

? Anything similar to a space cake?

 

[martyn20]

1. Bacon Burger
2. Pretzels (the big doughy ones)
3. Spaz Pizza
4. Crispy Shredded Chilli Beef
5. All flavours of jelly

Have you tried Crispy Shredded Chilli Chicken, almost the same just not quite as chewy

 

[surrey jim]

Courgette

Olives

Pulled pork

Stilton

Chorizo

 

[Stat Brother]

Haribo

Liquorice allsorts

Fresh tiger bread

crispy shredded beef (from the chinese)

Weetabix.

 

[beorhthelm]

only 5? quite hard actually isnt it? in no order

Lamb (preferably curried. or roasted.)
Venison.
Beer.
Chocolate.
Bacon.
Fried Egg.

bugger, couldnt do it.

 

[desprateseagull]

1. cornish pasties.
2. donuts.
3.
4.
5...

 

[HastingsSeagull]

4 Thai dishes plus fried chicken

 

[Ulloa's Soul Patch]

Have you tried Crispy Shredded Chilli Chicken, almost the same just not quite as chewy

Thats sounds amazing! Where can you get it?
I quite like the chewiness though ..

 

[banjo]

Chicken cooked anyway.
Prawns.
Marmite on toast.
Eggs cooked anyway.
Bacon.

 

[banjo]

Chicken cooked anyway.
Prawns.
Marmite on toast.
Eggs cooked anyway.
Bacon.

Shit I forgot chillies.

 

[martyn20]

Thats sounds amazing! Where can you get it?
I quite like the chewiness though ..

Usually the same place will do both but they are in totally different parts of the menu, same recipe exactly just different protein

 

[LargeHadronZugzwang]

1. Penang Curry
2. Chicken Dhansak
3. Chicken Adobo
4. Eggs Benedict with lashings of Tabasco added to Hollandaise sauce
5. Boabab smoothie

 

[Norman Potting]

1. Cheese and Pickle roll (with good bread, quality cheese and decent, ie not Branston, pickle/chutney)
2. Roast beef, Yorkshire pud and the rest!
3. Nicely done full English.
4. Steak and onion/mushroom/ale pudding (NOT kidney!).
5. ....And the token "furrin" entry is - sweet and sour pork.

 

[Gullys Cats]

Pie and Mash

Fresh crusty bread

Strawberrys

Apple crumble and custard

Toasted cheese and tomato sandwich

Or

Bread

Cheese

Strawberrys

Butter

Apples

 

[Mellotron]

Eggs
Cheese
Fish
Asparagus
Clitoris

Why've you put fish twice...?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Extra-mature cheddar cheese
Stilton
Crusty granary bread
Roast potatoes
Radishes

#SimpleTastes

 

[5Ways Gull]

1. Steak
2. Bacon Sandwich (with a cup of tea)
3. Rum and Raisin Ice Cream
4. Smoked haddock
5. Mushroom Risotto