what an horrendous

[Deano's Right Foot]

What an horrendous evening. Everyone in the family is chucking up with some awful tummy bug. I've never cleaned up so much puke in my life. It calms down for half an hour and then they're all off again. Earlier there was stereo sick with my missus puking in the toilet and the lad throwing up on his bedroom floor, clothes, belongings etc. from his very high cabin bed - excellent spreadage.

Sick City BN1 - anyone got a bucket I can borrow? I'm getting the emergency cleaners in tomorrow, this place stinks.

 

[Robbie G]

What did you have for dinner?

 

[Giant Seagull]

have they got the shits aswell

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Not that. The nipper threw up two nights ago and his friend and her sister did it a few nights before that. Now everyone else in the family (apart from me) has got it. Gotta be a bug and it's heading my way...

 

[Yorkie]

I hope you've disinfected your monitor, keyboard and mouse.

We don't want to catch it.

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

have they got the shits aswell

One of them had a simultaneous puke and shit. What a mess THAT was as the person was puking into the toilet at the time.

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

I hope you've disinfected your monitor, keyboard and mouse.

We don't want to catch it.

I am fully detolled up!

 

[Bakesy]

There's a lot of it about......my daughter had it last week, and was distraught when she saw her favourite teddies drowning in the washing machine.

 

[NMH]

Something in your water pipes? Maybe sewer contamination.

I hope I have been been of some comfort

 

[ManxSeagull]

I had a similar thing a few years ago, thankfully the wash basin was close enough to the toilet so I could be sick and sh*t at the same time.

Lasted about 48 hours.

 

[Faldo]

Appetite-suppresant-tastic!

 

[CHAPPERS]

'an horrendous'? Surely it's 'a horrendous'?

 

[Scotty Mac]

i was violently sick on friday night, and threw up one absolutely HUGE piece of pineapple

 

[Basil Fawlty]

i was violently sick on friday night, and threw up one absolutely HUGE piece of pineapple

It was that all that alcohol you drank that night, didn't you fall through a bush?

 

[The Large One]

'an horrendous'? Surely it's 'a horrendous'?

No, 'an horrendous' is right.

Deano, are you doing a Mass Murderers' NVQ or something? Early days on the course is it?

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

*opens eyes and scans the scene before him*

*groans*

It's all gone quiet - I think it's all over.











For now.

 

[CHAPPERS]

No, 'an horrendous' is right.

*stands corrected*

 

[Simster]

No, 'an horrendous' is right.

Deano, are you doing a Mass Murderers' NVQ or something? Early days on the course is it?

Correct.

The corner for you I think MAX.

 

[CHAPPERS]

 

[Race]

Earlier there was stereo sick with my missus puking in the toilet and the lad throwing up on his bedroom floor,

I bet they didnt make half as much racket as Tank did a little while back when he had a bug

He must have woken up the whole street up everytime he hurled chunks, but then again hes a man so I shouldnt be shocked cos when it comes to illness you all turn into big old drama queens!