West Ham legend in bestiality shocker!

[Silent Bob]

So is it true?

 

[aftershavedave]

clues so far:

"legend"
short
winger
tache
west ham and chelsea
west country.......

no idea!

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Off out now. Will leave you pondering

 

[SussexSpur]

So is it true?

Ah, a purist...

 

[aftershavedave]

alan devonshire? not a chelsea player though...

 

[enigma]

Iain Dowie looney?

Didnt think he had played for chelsea.

 

[Del Boy]

Iain Dowie looney?

Didnt think he had played for chelsea.

Don't think he was a short winger tho

Although he did score one of the best ever own goals!

 

[Legend]

clues so far:

"legend"
short
winger
tache
west ham and chelsea
west country.......

no idea!

Oi afters !!!! I may have to sue you for libel.

 

[Lawro's Lip]

Only player I know who played for Chelsea and WHU was Jimmy Greaves. That would be bizarre.

I'm sure it could not be him. And he wasn't a winger!

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Player's gone into hiding

Let's hope he isnt hiding in a stable.

 

[SussexSpur]

Think the Chelsea angle's a red herring.

If things can't get even more perverted, that is...

 

[clapham_gull]

Razor Paddock ?

 

[clapham_gull]

.. mmmm, humming the theme music to black beauty next time at Upton park, can't wait.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Related to this guy?

http://www.theadvertiser.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5936,16911044%5E421,00.html

 

[Pavilionaire]

This may of course be another of those Coppellesque internet urban rumours of what the Screws is 'about' to run...

But if it is all true... well, the man in question seemed a bit of a short-arse when winging it so would assume a stepladder must be featured in these famous pictures...

And that 'tache, too, can't imagine even a horse being too turned on by that...

Then again, these West Country types... by name, by nature, eh...

It can only be one man, but I can't see the Chelsea connection...

 

[SussexSpur]

Remember reading last year about a guy who was caught, er, pleasuring a sheep when the train on the local line ground to a halt and every commuter gazing drearily out of the window suddenly found themself confronted by a sight not included in most franchisees' brochure...

Sure to dampen the old ardour, eh...

Still, for all Alan Devonshire's possible, alleged idiosyncrasies or so forth, at least his club won us the World Cup and all, eh...? :|

 

[Chicken Run]

Remember reading last year about a guy who was caught, er, pleasuring a sheep when the train on the local line ground to a halt and every commuter gazing drearily out of the window suddenly found themself confronted by a sight not included in most franchisees' brochure...

Sure to dampen the old ardour, eh...

Still, for all Alan Devonshire's possible, alleged idiosyncrasies or so forth, at least his club won us the World Cup and all, eh...? :|

It was a goat and the guy has aids

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

It was a goat and the guy has aids

Here is the link - apparently it is an essential part of the story that the man was GAY! Does that make him more or less likely to anally-assault goats?

Goat Shagger

 

[On the Left Wing]

This stuff happens in Wrexham all the time - they call it courting

 

[LANGDON SEAGULL]

This story seems to have gone quiet today. I wonder why?