West Ham legend in bestiality shocker!

[eastlondonseagull]

Set to run on the News Of The World's front page this Sunday...said West Ham & Chelsea hero has been caught shagging a horse...while cutting it with a knife

Player's gone into hiding

 

[jevs]

And what's wrong with that.....probably better looking than most birds i've donked !!!

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Have a name, but not sure whether that'll come out on Sunday.

 

[chez]

Strange for a premiership player not to share it with his mates.

 

[Hampden Park]

you gossips shouldnt keep it to yourselves, you should be sherringham out

 

[jevs]

I just prey it Frank Lumpalard

 

[Del Boy]

Strange for a premiership player not to share it with his mates.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Can you spit-roast a horse?

 

[Hampden Park]

Can you spit-roast a horse?

they do in France

 

[Hunting 784561]

They whole thread seems to have been deleted on KUMB, they must be scared of litigation. Gives a whole new meaning to "having a mare"

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Set to run on the News Of The World's front page this Sunday...said West Ham & Chelsea hero has been caught shagging a horse...while cutting it with a knife

There's a punchline aye?

 

[Hampden Park]

Re: Re: West Ham legend in bestiality shocker!

There's a punchline aye?

yes, he's gone into hiding

 

[SussexSpur]

This may of course be another of those Coppellesque internet urban rumours of what the Screws is 'about' to run...

But if it is all true... well, the man in question seemed a bit of a short-arse when winging it so would assume a stepladder must be featured in these famous pictures...

And that 'tache, too, can't imagine even a horse being too turned on by that...

Then again, these West Country types... by name, by nature, eh...

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Re: Re: Re: West Ham legend in bestiality shocker!

yes, he's gone into hiding

In the words of me ex-wife: 'Is that IT?'

 

[Crazy Cornish Gal]

Then again, these West Country types... by name, by nature, eh...

OI you!

 

[Robot Chicken]

http://www.westhamonline.net/forum_nested.php?207530||1||

 

[Ernest]

Who is it then ?

 

[looney]

Yea, pm me if you cant post it.

Joe Cole?

Lampard?

IAN DOWIE?

 

[Del Boy]

The book where it all began will be in the shops from monday...

 

[SussexSpur]

OI you!

Sorry, sorry...

I meant, by name only, clearly...

That lesser-known 1960s West Ham youth team left-back/right-midfield/corner-flag-collector-upper (3 apps, 0 gls) Allan Exeter then, it is...