Tom Hark Preston Park
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- Jul 6, 2003
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Oh, FFS! Why does it always rain on me?
Sussex v West Indies at Hove. 2.30pm kick-off, or whatever it is they have. Sussex elect to bat in glorious bright sunshine. Tee-shirts and shorts weather and lolling about in blue'n'white striped deckchairs (if you could get one). Choruses of GOSBTS, Mexican waves, everything fine. Sussex rack up 290+ during which time the sky progressively darkens. By the end of 47 out of 50 overs THPP has snuck out to the Sussex CCC Shoppe for some rather natty branded rainwear, all the better to see Brian Lara smash a few holes in windows of the adjoining flats after 'tea'. But nope, it's just like watching The Albion. At Withdean. In the South Stand. No sooner are Sussex's alloted 50 overs done than the complete sky goes those shades of black and dark green so familiar to H block regulars, and we get the traditional flash flood complete with thunderbolts and lightning and all the usual footwear-destroying crap. Ho-hum. Ceefax says there's an inspection at 7.30 and - yes- the sky is now completely blue once again. But who cares anymore. The moment's passed & we're all now safely hunkered down in the dry with tellies to watch Holland v the Czechs.
Bugger cricket!
Sussex v West Indies at Hove. 2.30pm kick-off, or whatever it is they have. Sussex elect to bat in glorious bright sunshine. Tee-shirts and shorts weather and lolling about in blue'n'white striped deckchairs (if you could get one). Choruses of GOSBTS, Mexican waves, everything fine. Sussex rack up 290+ during which time the sky progressively darkens. By the end of 47 out of 50 overs THPP has snuck out to the Sussex CCC Shoppe for some rather natty branded rainwear, all the better to see Brian Lara smash a few holes in windows of the adjoining flats after 'tea'. But nope, it's just like watching The Albion. At Withdean. In the South Stand. No sooner are Sussex's alloted 50 overs done than the complete sky goes those shades of black and dark green so familiar to H block regulars, and we get the traditional flash flood complete with thunderbolts and lightning and all the usual footwear-destroying crap. Ho-hum. Ceefax says there's an inspection at 7.30 and - yes- the sky is now completely blue once again. But who cares anymore. The moment's passed & we're all now safely hunkered down in the dry with tellies to watch Holland v the Czechs.
Bugger cricket!

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