WeNZdAy CaPT ComP........

[defrocked priest]

 

[DJB1975]

 

[Trigger]

"Ah, so Kuipers IS guaranteed a testimonial this year"

 

[siclean]

one day son were be used as a caption..people will think..what the hell are we supposed to be doing...and worse still, who are we ?

 

[Wardy]

Yes that chicken does look nice.........

Shame it is actually pork

 

[itszamora]

"Ah, so Kuipers IS guaranteed a testimonial this year"

 

[Trufflehound]

I take my coffee black... like my men.

 

[sod1]

this may be the last supper!, ive just seen a muslim enter the flight deck

 

[Insel affe]

Yes this is the body of christ, and yes i am prepared to sell you it for the right price !!

 

[looney]

I dont care how closer to god we are up here this pork is f***ing excellent.

 

[NMH]

Ah airline food - I wouldn't feed this to a Palestinian

 

[Race]

*thirp*
"More tea Vicar?"

 

[Insel affe]

ive told you before so many times, we did not kill jesus...........Now do you fancy a taste of my christ burger ?

 

[looney]

This bit of Hallibut is good enough for Jehovah himself.

 

[looney]

Hey, I'll let you have my prawns if you lend me a chiorboy?

 

[looney]

"Then I said to the Waffen SS guard, I dont need a shower as I had one yesterday."


"The best bit about being a rabbi is what you can do with the leftover foreskins"

 

[Trufflehound]

Wait a minute... Those aren't onion rings!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

cheese filled skins , I love 'em.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Brings back memories of when the curate and myself enjoyed a Sunday roast with the choirboys.

 

[NMH]

Rabbi: Oi vey, this crossword is hard - four letters and ends "UNT"
Passenger :Aunt?
Rabbi: Oh. - do you have an eraser?