Well has she got it ?

[Monty]

If you seriously think that my dubious literary prose can be bartered and bargained for like some cheap and nasty amatuer two-bob spacefiller in a budget birthday card, or that my valuable time can be bought by the likes of you with a tawdry offer of a few bland lagers in a tasteless back street titty bar, you'd be absolutely right.
I'll see what I can do.

Haha, quality.

 

[empire]

This young thing works for a friend of mine at the RDF showbar in Preston Street

Well.......?

A promising career ahead or...........

IS YOUR MATE MARTIN BY ANY CHANCE

 

[Questions]

IS YOUR MATE MARTIN BY ANY CHANCE

No Steve the boss, the shifty looking fellow in his forties, who dresses far too young for his age and thinks he can occasionally DJ.