Weird/Unlikely lasses what you fancy

[Chesney Christ]

A thread for unlikely/unusual/just plain weird women that you fancy and don't necessarily know why.

Anyone posting pictures of Liz Hurley or Beyonce Knowles is missing the ruddy point.

Women or GAYERS - feel free to post pictures up of men what you shouldn't really fancy, but get a tingly feeling/big erection when you think about them.

First up for me, Lol from This Is England (2nd from left in this picture):

And I would LOVE to clatter Lorraine Kelly. She's a chuffing minx:

 

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Tanya from EastEnders, no idea why but I really, really want to stuff her chuff.

 

[stevedx]

tanya is a deffo, in anyone books mate!

Connie beauchamp, the tough hardnose surgeon in Holby!!!

 

[Gazwag]

Couple of newsreaders
Mishal

and

Susanna

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

Far too many at work.

 

[Gazwag]

oh and
Minnie

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Does Chezzer, need to SPELL OUT the point of this thread, again?

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Kirstie Alsopp from Location Location Location and Katherine Parckinson from the IT Crowd, good call whoever said Tanya as well.

 

[logan89]

I have to so that This is England probably has the most ugly cast i've ever seen. Well apart from the '86 cast, as everyone seems to have got worse.

 

[Billy the Fish]

I think people are missing the point

 

[Badger]

Victoria Coren (Journalist/Poker player) - Saw her on some panel show a few weeks back and decided I would like a POKE.

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Don't ask me why... I really don't know.

 

[Gwylan]

Does Chezzer, need to SPELL OUT the point of this thread, again?

To be fair, it's a strange idea for a thread. If you fancy someone aren't they by definition attractive?

Having said that, people posting a load of glam TV presenters/actors are definitely wide of the mark.

 

[Chesney Christ]

Does Chezzer, need to SPELL OUT the point of this thread, again?

I think people have generally got the right idea (although those newsreaders are "classically" good-looking). I wasn't expecting people to post pictures of Jo Brand.

Minnie Driver is a great example, because she has a genuinely odd face and not a classic "Hollywood" body (but is a FOX in my opinion) as opposed to someone like Emilia Fox or Jessica Simpson.

I hadn't heard of that Tanya lass, but looked her up and thought she was a bit of a dog. Which means that Danny Seagull has got the idea!

 

[dannyboy]

i love a bit of polly evans

 

[ROSM]

i love a bit of polly evans

As my wife and I have discussed on a number of occasions, you just KNOW she has pink nipples!

 

[Dave the OAP]

jo kent offa south today

Finest breasts on the Telly FACT

 

[Simster]

Does Chezzer, need to SPELL OUT the point of this thread, again?

It would appear so. Why are people posting random shaggable MINXES? It's the Mary, Queen Of Shops type of examples we're into on this thread, surely.

Oh and Chezzer, EXCELLENT use of the word "clatter". I'll repeat it again: CLATTER.

 

[ROSM]

I hadn't heard of that Tanya lass, but looked her up and thought she was a bit of a dog. Which means that Danny Seagull has got the idea!

How about Liza Tarbuck?

 

[sten_super]

Minnie Driver is a great example, because she has a genuinely odd face and not a classic "Hollywood" body (but is a FOX in my opinion) as opposed to someone like Emilia Fox or Jessica Simpson.

In that case can I have maggie gyllenhaal please? Pretty please?