We need to.......

[Jimmy's gonna get ya!]

1) Shoot more.

2) Be stronger on the ball.

3) Hand Ryan Harley and Billy Paynter a hand gun each and send them to duel at 20 paces.

4) Kneecap whichever one wins. (Though I suspect Harley would just give up after a few paces, and Paynter would miss)

5) Give Caskey a chance?

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

and tell you to f*** off?

 

[Jimmy's gonna get ya!]

Ha! I'll do that when you get a sense of humour/get laid, and clean up your pikey language, deal?

 

[Lady Gull]

Ha! I'll do that when you get a sense of humour/get laid, and clean up your pikey language, deal?

Classic

 

[Steve Foster]

1) Shoot more.

2) Be stronger on the ball.

3) Hand Ryan Harley and Billy Paynter a hand gun each and send them to duel at 20 paces.

4) Kneecap whichever one wins. (Though I suspect Harley would just give up after a few paces, and Paynter would miss)

5) Give Caskey a chance?

Sounds about right to me.

Could also add: to stop our players overly complaining, falling over expecting free kicks/pens - cos that's the only way we might sneak a goal these days

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Caskey may well have had a chance but he's injured.