We could go top on Saturday if ....

[Pevenseagull]

1) Saints go into administration
2) West Ham go into administration
3) we win by 19 goals (maybe even by fewer)
4) other results go our way

I can nearly taste it

 

[Kumquat]

Glass half full. I like it.

 

[strings]

This thread has got me feeling genuinely optimistic. I'm off to buy some Premier League patches to iron onto my shirt.

 

[MattBackHome]

You're living in a dreamworld. I can't see us scoring more than 14.

 

[Beach Hut]

A win would be nice, that will do me

 

[halbpro]

Nah, we need Reading and Birmingham to go into administration as well, but we'd only need to win by 8 (or other teams to lose by good amounts). This is obviously doable, I'll get onto HMRC and get them to have a nose around.

 

[Biscuit]

excellent thread.

 

[Horsham Gull]

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

1) Saints go into administration
2) West Ham go into administration
3) we win by 19 goals (maybe even by fewer)
4) other results go our way

I can nearly taste it

You're becoming as delusional as a Nigel

 

[Mellotron]

Are you certain you've read the BBC Football site correctly? Don't make the mistake I made...

 

[Hungry Joe]

I've just put 50 quid on this so you'd better be right or I'm coming round your house to shit on your lawn.

 

[happypig]

alternatively, WE could go into administration and we'd still be above Portsmouth

 

[Rich Suvner]

I've just put 50 quid on this so you'd better be right or I'm coming round your house to shit on your lawn.

I like your approach to gambling.

 

[Seagrrl]

Sounds like a Scotland supporter during the world cup...

 

[Pevenseagull]

Sounds like a Scotland supporter during the world cup...

surely this should read "before qualifying begins for a world cup"?

 

[Acker79]

Might as well give us the title now.

 

[looney]

This may seem a bit arrogant but would it be OK if we played Stains in the Play-offs to get "Here for one season " Printed on the shirts?

 

[Hungry Joe]

I like your approach to gambling.

Thanks

 

[Pevenseagull]

I've just put 50 quid on this so you'd better be right or I'm coming round your house to shit on your lawn.

I have no lawn, nor carpet either. You can shit on my bed, you wouldn't be the first