Was I wrong to stare at the waitress' tits?

[Albion Rob]

Took Albion Girlfriend out for a meal last night (Bibendum in Eastbourne, for reference) and the waitress there was wearing one of those halter-necl tops that means birds can't wear a bra with it.

she had reasonably sized breasts and I just couldn't stop staring, I must have 20 or so images in my 'wank bank' of her as she was walking round the pub and bending over to pick up forks etc.

Problem is, my girlfriend clocked the staring and despite turning it into a bit of fun, I didn't get any loving last night.

Was what I did really so wrong?

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

'wank bank'

 

[CHAPPERS]

No way, nothing wrong with that. Tell your girlie she shouldn't worry although she should worry about something that I know.

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

The quote I always use which normally works is: " If I stop finding women attractive then I would be gay!":safeway

 

[Trigger]

Course you should look at a pair of tits! Absolutely no harm it.

If your girlfriend doesnt like you for the way you are then f*** it!

 

[Safeway]

The only thing you did wrong was get clocked. Keep up the good work.

 

[Albion Rob]

An overwhelmingly positive response. Thanks guys. Will print this off and show it to her, possibly with the exception of Chappers' post.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Good idea Rob.

 

[Vinyl Richie]

ooooooo juicy gosip tell tell tell. Is it that R Kelly likes filming young girls cos if it is I already knew that

 

[Marc]

Actually on second thoughts Rob i'm quite surprised you did'nt take said waitress into the toilets for a good RAGGING, I mean its there on a 'Plate' and its not as if you have to 'Serve' her for the rest of her life so a good bit of f***ing would've been alright in my book

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Actually on second thoughts Rob i'm quite surprised you did'nt take said waitress into the toilets for a good RAGGING, I mean its there on a 'Plate' and its not as if you have to 'Serve' her for the rest of her life so a good bit of f***ing would've been alright in my book

youve been dying to say that for weeks havent you!!