voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir

[On the Left Wing]

Ficken das krauts!

 

[Storer68]

Wenn der Ball das Netz schlägt,
Wie ein Fliegen hochschnellt,
ist Es Zamora

Wenn der Ball das Ziel schlägt,
das Es nicht Shearer oder Kohl ist,
die es Zamora ist

Er schießt
er hat eingekerbt
Er muß sein Peter Wardk

 

[On the Left Wing]

Ficken das Swiss!

 

[On the Left Wing]

Ficken das Arschloch Portuguese

 

[pasty]

O futebol volta para casa
volta para casa
volta para casa
vem
O futebol volta para casa
volta para casa
volta para casa
vem
O futebol volta para casa

 

[Jambo Seagull]

Ficken das krauts!

One of my mates at school was called Peter Ficken. We could understand why our German teacher was chortling so much when he read out the class register at our first ever German class until we looked it up in the German dictionary!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

One of my mates at school was called Peter Ficken. We could understand why our German teacher was chortling so much when he read out the class register at our first ever German class until we looked it up in the German dictionary!

There used to be (maybe still is) a Brazilian geologist called Professor Reinhardt Adolfo f***. I believe he was once invited to give a seminar at Oxford University - solely on the basis of his name.



Read all about him

Sorry the link is in Portuguese. Although I think that's within the spirit of this thread.

PS. It took a long and difficult search on Google to find this link.

 

[somerset]

M'excusons-nous, mais où pouvons-nous obtenir un joueur aussi bon que Zidane?