Vote Rigging Extraordinaire

[Barrel of Fun]

That might work, if they have ever been without their own legs. I am not sure you can judge otherwise. Although she may have been legless when she said 'yes'.

 

[Spidey123]

Hmmm.
Need more votes!! I have done the immoral thing and high-jacked other threads. :dasreich:

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Easy tiger. You will not be popular with spamming the board.

 

[Spidey123]

Only 2 boards - nothing heavy.

O a separate note - Vote more Peeps

 

[Paul Skinback]

Munters, all of 'em. Now if they were North Kent girls the votes would be pouring in.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Munters, all of 'em. Now if they were North Kent girls the votes would be pouring in.

A distinct lack of 'Croydon Facelifts' is perhaps why you don't like any of them.

 

[Paul Skinback]

A distinct lack of 'Croydon Facelifts' is perhaps why you don't like any of them.

Sadly Sir i'm not from Croydon (no chav icon on your board). North Kent-if you please

 

[Spidey123]

Medway?

 

[Paul Skinback]

Medway?

Oh puleeease. Bromley/Chislehurst if you must pry. No chavs, no poor people, no poofs.

Stuffed full of proper girls who won't give it up after after a glass of cheap vino

 

[Spidey123]

Mottingham, lovely part of the world!!

 

[Paul Skinback]

Mottingham, lovely part of the world!!

Bravo, you have Google Street map. Terrible place, luckily kept away by our inflated very much larger house prices and better cars. Our inflated Council Tax allows for a better Policing thus keeping said chavs in check.

 

[Spidey123]

Isn't inflated council tax down to higher proportion of peasants? Lambeth VERY inflated, Westminster not so, Bromley - clutching at straws calling it part of Kent, That's almost like saying Clapham is part of Surrey.

 

[Spidey123]

Actually it's almost like claiming you live in Cobham when you live in Chessington. You can't polish a turd!
I reckon you really live in Downy-ham

 

[Paul Skinback]

Actually it's almost like claiming you live in Cobham when you live in Chessington. You can't polish a turd!
I reckon you really live in Downy-ham

Chislehurst Road (move the icon toward Orpington) is the closest you going to get to me!!

 

[Spidey123]

Ah Poverest

 

[brakespear]

we had better get that pickled onion recipe or I shall be forced to mutter darkly in various corners of the forum.

 

[Paul Skinback]

Ah Poverest

800 yards too far.

 

[Spidey123]

Ladies and Gentleman,

My best friend's brother is into the last five for a competition to win a wedding.

Here Comes The Bribe Voting

Sadly, it is not a vote/refresh/vote type thing and you have to register (very quick though). I would be delighted if you could assist!

So vote for Claire & Ian from Ipplepen, please.

I, thank you.

Ps Voting will not entitle you to a wedding invite.

Evening All Please vote for My Bro & fiancée (Ian & Claire - much appreciated!!
Spidey

 

[Notters' Dad]

Have joined this motley crew and voted as suggested (visited Notters brother in Kingkerswell for a while).
Hope the recipe is a good one for selling my soul to the devil!!

 

[Spidey123]

Ladies and Gentleman,

My best friend's brother is into the last five for a competition to win a wedding.

Here Comes The Bribe Voting

Sadly, it is not a vote/refresh/vote type thing and you have to register (very quick though). I would be delighted if you could assist!

So vote for Claire & Ian from Ipplepen, please.

I, thank you.

Ps Voting will not entitle you to a wedding invite.

Hi Guys,
Voting closes tomorrow, so any more votes would be apreciated!!
Cheers,
Spidey