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Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
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Cratchit: "I..i..if you please, Mr Scrooge, it's gotten colder, and, er, the book-keeping staff would like to have an extra shovelful of coal for the fire"

Book-keeper #1: "We can't do the book-keeping!"

Book-keeper #2: "Yeah, our pens have turned to ink-cicles!"

Book-keeper #3: "Our assets are frozen!"

Scrooge: "How would the book-keepers like to be suddenly....UNEMPLOYED?"

All: "HEATWAVE! This is my island, in the sun"

Cratchit "U..u...um...I believe you've convinced them once again, Mr Scrooge"

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