"My girlfriend is a porn star, she'll be pissed off when she finds out"
"I've just wanked myself into Oblivion, the staff at Alton Towers are furious"
"I've just wanked myself into Oblivion, the staff at Alton Towers are furious"
roger melly's profanasaurus......absolute bed wetting material...!!!
My all-time favourite is: "Fellas, play 'Rodeo Sex'. Take your missus from behind and half way through say some other bird's name. See how long you can stay on for!"my all time favourite
KING-sized Mars bars make ideal normal-sized Mars bars, for giants. NORMAL-sized Mars bars make ideal king-sized Mars bars for dwarfs, as well as fun-sized ones for giants.