very childish joke

[Questions]

A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother,

"Mom am I a real polar bear?"

"Of course you are." His mother replied. The young polar bear asked his father.

"Dad, am I a real polar bear?"

"Yes, you are a real polar bear."

A week passed and the young polar bear asked his parents,

"Are grandma and grandpa real polar bears?"

"Yes of course they are'' said his parents. Another week passed and the young polar bear asked his parents,

"Are all my relatives real polar bears?"

"Yes yes, they are all real polar bears." Said his parents. "Why do you keep asking replied his mother.

"Because," said the young polar bear, "I'm f***ing freezing!

 

[tedebear]

and another:

Blonde rings the fire brigade "My house is on fire quick you've got to come and help"
Fireman " ok - how do we get there?"
Blonde "helllllloooooooooo - in your big red truck"