vale on sky

[berkshire seagull]

You can't beat a bit of banter and this is why nsc is great and to ignore scott is just stupid,so do you want our site to be like readings with no other fans on there but readings.

 

[Hans Kraay]

YOUR JUST A SMALL NOTHING IN STOKE

let im have his 2 mins of being near the top sad twat

 

[berkshire seagull]

They won't see the top again thats for sure!

 

[Dunkstar]

Scott=

 

[scott]

OOOOHH THAT HURTS

 

[C1 BHA]

personally I would rather he did stick to a Port Vale Site, I don't post on their site and to be honest I'd rather they didn't post on here. All this inter club posting......that's what the BBC 606 Site is good for.

 

[BrightonBird]

I post on bbc 606 as it's good to see what other fans from different teams think. Purely football discussions as well!

 

[bhaexpress]

OOOOHH THAT HURTS

Having anal sex Scott ?

 

[north stand falmer]

vale on sky, who will watch us go back to the top (our rightful place before your game on saturday

Scott, you are a pleb. Vale have a good run but you'll end up midtable. or fighting relegation, Please keep to your own board because I hate seeing trash around here.

 

[NMH]

Hey scott, I am extremely embarrassed to admit that I'm still not feeling this rivalry thingie you are trying very hard to start up.

Obviously you DO feel that there is a rivalry, and I'm not trying to be a snob but I just can't look upon vale as worthy of much attention.

Sorry.

Have you given Chesterfield any consideration? Surely a more level argument can be had there, and you might stand a chance of (you and vale) coming out on top ?

 

[BUTTERBALL]

scott, why dont u f*** off you retard, i'm sick of seeing your name on here. You sound about 15 or 16.

 

[Everest]

FFS Scott, stop yapping like a little pink poodle with a perm and doggie nappies.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Tell you what, Scott - as a special treat ...

... come along to Withdean on 12 December and we'll get Attila to play DELILAH specially for you.

 

[scott]

i will be there

 

[Another Berkshire Seagull]

But will you have any other fans with you, or will you have to bring some Stoke fans with you?

 

[Sully's Moustache]

Welcome to scott, this season's taffy.

 

[fatbadger]

It's all of 41 miles from PV's ground to Wrexham's. I'd be embarrassed if we only took 2000 to a game as near as that one - not shouting the fact from the rafters (well, posting it on NSC).

 

[The Great Cornholio]

IRRITABLE BOWEL
This is perhaps the most common disease affecting the GI tract. It is estimated that 30 to 50 million people may suffer from this problem at some time in their life. Approximately 20 to 40 percent of all visits to gastroenterologists are due to IBS symptoms. IBS symptoms affects men and women of all ages and of all races. IBS affects 14-24% of women and 5-19% of men. The most common symptoms of irritable bowel syndrome are:


Chronic abdominal pain and cramping
Relief of abdominal pain with defecation
Looser stools with the onset of pain
More frequent bowel movements at onset of pain
Abdominal bloating and/or distention
Feelings of incomplete evacuation after moving one¹s bowels
Passage of mucus from the rectum.
Since many other gastrointestinal diseases can present with similar symptoms, a diagnosis of IBS should only be made in the right clinical setting.

Many people with IBS report that their symptoms began during periods of major life stressors such as a death of a loved one, divorce or school exams. Many patients also report the onset of symptoms during or shortly after recovering from a gastrointestinal infection or abdominal surgeries. Symptoms of IBS have also been known to appear after eating certain foods to which an individual might be sensitive. The type of food which causes symptoms varies with the individual. (e.g., there is no one universal food that is known to trigger IBS.) Similarly, a flare of symptoms in a patient with long-standing IBS may be triggered by all of the symptoms listed above, or for no apparent reason.

The cause of IBS is not known, though recent studies have shown that approaching the problem from both a physiological and psychological perspective works best in treating the problem. Treatment therefore consists of lifestyle changes, pharmacological treatment, and psychological treatment, depending on how troublesome this disease effects the patient.

In addition to lifestyle and psychological treatment (e.g., counseling, biofeedback, etc.), medication treatment can be quite helpful. One of the first medications used for IBS is usually fiber. As noted above, fiber is the non-digested part of plant food and adds bulk to the stools by absorbing water. Fiber increases the transit time of the colon and decrease the pressures within the colon. Despite its common use by the medical community, the role of fiber in the treatment of IBS has not been well established in clinical studies. One study showed that the response to bran in terms of daily stool weight, bowel frequency and symptoms was determined more by pre-existing psychometric variables such as anxiety and depression that the amount or nature of the bulking agent administered.

Fiber can be added to the diet through the eating of more fiber-rich foods (e.g., vegetables), or by taking fiber supplements (common brands are Metamucil, Citrucel, and FiberCon).

Other common medications prescribed by physicians to treat IBS are anti-spasmodics that help slow the gut and prevent cramping (e.g., Levsin and Bentyl), antacids/antigas medications (e.g., Simethicone), and anti-diarrheal medications (e.g., loperimide (Immodium)). Be sure to consult your physician before taking these medications to treat what you believe to be IBS since you may have another problem whose symptoms will be masked by using one of these drugs.

I suffer from this and it's not nice. I'm also worried that most sufferers are supposed to be women. Am I a woman in disguise? Does this mean I can join the BINTS?