Useless musical fact that sticks in your brain...

[Garage_Doors]

'Turning Japanese' by the Vapors is a song about masturbation. There's no truth in the rumour that it's the theme song of some of the posters here though. I think it would be more appropriate than 'Glad all Over' where applicable.

I guess songs about masturbation could almost warrant a thread on its own, but not being a media whore I won’t

Two other obvious ones are Orgasm addict , Buzzcocks and Teenage kicks, Undertones.

 

[The Lemming Stomper]

going back to you last words being the title (virginia plain), another one is 'Something Changed' by Pulp

 

[Trufflehound]

I guess songs about masturbation could almost warrant a thread on its own, but not being a media whore I won’t

Two other obvious ones are Orgasm addict , Buzzcocks and Teenage kicks, Undertones.

With the related line in bands named after bodily emissions resulting from said masturbation: The Lovin' Spoonful, 10cc, Pearl Jam...

 

[bhaexpress]

With the related line in bands named after bodily emissions resulting from said masturbation: The Lovin' Spoonful, 10cc, Pearl Jam...

Seems that I may have spermed a new direction for this thread.

 

[Trufflehound]

Seems that I may have spermed a new direction for this thread.

It'll be interesting to see if any more are coming...

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

Oh please. No puns. Please. It's so naff.

 

[Icy Gull]

In the same vein

Jackson Browne - Rosie

But Rosie you're all right - you wear my ring
When you hold me tight - Rosie that's my thing
When you turn out the light - I've got to hand it to me
Looks like it's me and you again tonight Rosie

 

[Danny-Boy]

Tom Robinson, writer of the gay anthem 'Glad to be gay' is not in fact gay but bisexual. He is married to a lady called Sue Brearley and they have two children.

As presumably is David Bowie. Bowie disowned his first recorded hit record which was released after he had hit the top with Space Oddity (I think).

It was called "The Laughing Gnome" and is probably the only hit record to refer to that wonderful rock establishment known as Eastbourne

..."and they gave me a ticket to Eastbourne, Chuckling way, laughing all day"

or summat like that.

Bet he didn't chuckle so much when he got there.

 

[Danny-Boy]

In the same vein

Jackson Browne - Rosie

But Rosie you're all right - you wear my ring
When you hold me tight - Rosie that's my thing
When you turn out the light - I've got to hand it to me
Looks like it's me and you again tonight Rosie

Not the same Rosie that the late great Don Partridge immortalised then?

Don was apparently thrown off a tour just after his second hit "Blue Eyes" when he responded to a member of the audience who requested Rosie as part of his set by yelling at them to "Piss Off". Maybe it wason TV or radio, I can't imagine that would bother anyone these days. But in 1968...

 

[Danny-Boy]

Seems that I may have spermed a new direction for this thread.

Please no we had that all in the "In My Pants" thread recently...

How about a new one? Politically incorrected band names...

Three Dogging Night

The Bonzo Dogging Doo-Dah Band

Dildo Baggins

etc. etc.

 

[bhaexpress]

Please no we had that all in the "In My Pants" thread recently...

How about a new one? Politically incorrected band names...

Three Dogging Night

The Bonzo Dogging Doo-Dah Band

Dildo Baggins

etc. etc.

Too contraversial

 

[Acker79]

I guess songs about masturbation could almost warrant a thread on its own, but not being a media whore I won’t

Two other obvious ones are Orgasm addict , Buzzcocks and Teenage kicks, Undertones.

Shebop - Cyndi Lauper
Get a Grip - Semisonic

 

[Garage_Doors]

Please no we had that all in the "In My Pants" thread recently...

How about a new one? Politically incorrected band names...

Three Dogging Night

The Bonzo Dogging Doo-Dah Band

Dildo Baggins

etc. etc.

Slits
Vibrators
Sniff little fingers
Anal Beard

 

[Buzzer]

That's this thread ruined, then.

 

[life on mars 73]

Often wondered what Bowie's "Hang On to Yourself" really meant.....

 

[Acker79]

That's this thread ruined, then.

Ruined... or made a hundred times better?

 

[Danny-Boy]

Do you think he and Mick "Keith says I have a miniscule penis" Jagger really got it on then?

Still remember the video.

 

[blue'n'white]

Well I don't entirely trust Wikepedia as they reckon they opened for Led Zep at Knebworth in 1979 - I was there and I don't recall seeing them at all mind you I was out of my box somewhat for 48 hours or so - youth eh?

Oh yes they did - I have never forgiven them for waking me up out of my drunken stupor with "When you wake up in the morning with a banging in your head" !!!

 

[blue'n'white]

With the related line in bands named after bodily emissions resulting from said masturbation: The Lovin' Spoonful, 10cc, Pearl Jam...

"I touch myself " by the Divinyls being a fairly obvious contender too

 

[On the Left Wing]

As presumably is David Bowie. Bowie disowned his first recorded hit record which was released after he had hit the top with Space Oddity (I think).

It was called "The Laughing Gnome" and is probably the only hit record to refer to that wonderful rock establishment known as Eastbourne

..."and they gave me a ticket to Eastbourne, Chuckling way, laughing all day"

or summat like that.

Bet he didn't chuckle so much when he got there.

Similarly both Leo Sayer and Al Stewart refer to Worthing in a couple of songs .... I think Al sums it all up:

Ah the day we decided to drive down to Worthing, it rained and rained
Giving us only a minute to stand by the sea
And crunching my way through the shingles, it seemed there was nothing changed
Though the jetty was maybe more scarred that I'd known it to be
And Mandi and I stood and stared at the overcast sky
Where ten years ago we had stood, my Grandfather and I
And the waves still rushed in as they had the year that he died
And it seemed that my lifetime was shrunken and lost in the tide
As it rose and fell on the side of England