Urgent!!

[Return of the Rev]

This would help, however it would look fairly suspicious as 'its' seated on the opposite end of the kitchen & my desk!


Hove, off Portland Road.



Good call!

JUST POPPING DOWN TO PORTLAND ROAD TO THE CAFE,KEEP HIM IN THE OFFICE TILL I'VE EATEN PLEASE

 

[Nibble]

The most surprising element of all this is that a palace fan has a job.

 

[MarioOrlandi]

Why don't you make him a nice cup of coffee?

And then when he's had a good few sips, ask if it tastes any different to normal.

Edna, that is priceless pmsl

 

[StonehamPark]

Very near Portslade Station perhaps...?

Nope, near the old Bingo hall.

JUST POPPING DOWN TO PORTLAND ROAD TO THE CAFE,KEEP HIM IN THE OFFICE TILL I'VE EATEN PLEASE

You've got 35 minutes until it's let loose for lunch.

I just can't get over the cheek of it. Flaunting a Palace (salt over shoulder, spit and turn 3 times) shirt anywhere is one thing, but in Brighton!

 

[Seasidesage]

You can always get another job, just stick the nut on him...

 

[John Bumlick]

Speaking from similar experience I find that fenestration works a treat, especially from the tenth floor!

TNBA

TTF

defenestration

 

[MissGull]

Last year my very Boss was a Palace fan. They got promoted during that time....we didn't, you think you've got problems.

 

[Birdie Boy]

My boss is from Croydon and is a Palace fan but she is a bitch and a witch, so pretty apt really. I try not to speak to her if I can help it...

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

then **** on him claiming you were trying to put him out

If a Palace fan is on fire you're supposed to laugh your head off not piss on them

 

[Danny-Boy]

You must have a lot of patience working with retards I admire you.

Might be Muzza trying to make up for his huge drop in salary when he moves back to Albion, by earning some money during the break. I admire him.

 

[Danny-Boy]

My boss is from Croydon and is a Palace fan but she is a bitch and a witch, so pretty apt really. I try not to speak to her if I can help it...

Have you tried the traditional male approach, cojones style? No I guess with an Albion fan that's not an option..

 

[Danny-Boy]

We've had a brief chat and I can confirm he isn't on a wind-up.

I feel quite disgusted and shocked that no one else in the office appears to have an issue with this.

As a side-note, he mentioned hearing whispers that Murray's on his way back for a season-long loan.
Probably picked up from the Palace board, originally sourced from NSC.

"Office" means it can't be BHS then, but then no Palace fan would qualify for a job there so I hear..

 

[Leighgull]

Change the spell check on his PC so everytime he types "and" it appears as "palacemong"

It's easy and results in hours of fun.

 

[nwgull]

If he does try to wind you up in anyway about respective league positions, you have an easy retort: He is a grown man wearing a football shirt, at work. You win at life.

 

[KingKev]

Nope, near the old Bingo hall.



You've got 35 minutes until it's let loose for lunch.

I just can't get over the cheek of it. Flaunting a Palace (salt over shoulder, spit and turn 3 times) shirt anywhere is one thing, but in Brighton!

Hove Actually...

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

If a Palace fan is on fire is it fair to assume they set fire to themselves?

 

[TSB]

I work just outside Croydon. No sympathy.

 

[Danny-Boy]

If a Palace fan is on fire is it fair to assume they set fire to themselves?

That 3-3 comeback against Liverpool the whole team was on fire.. and the crowd certainly helped!

 

[Grombleton]

That 3-3 comeback against Liverpool the whole team was on fire.. and the crowd certainly helped!

Well, they are used to burning things.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

It's dress down Friday at work.

I've just walked past a colleague who is wearing a Palace top.

This isn't right.

Set his screen saver to this:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=38vu66NQEsM