Unsuitable Wedding Songs

[Pevenseagull]

Bloody Motherfucking Arsehole - Martha Wainwright

 

[Trufflehound]

Everyday I Love You Less and Less - Kaiser Chiefs

 

[scooter1]

I played at a wedding a couple of months ago and the bride and groom asked us to play the first dance. We supplied them a list of songs we knew to choose from and they plumped for Easy by the Commodores. First 2 lines:

I'm sorry but I just can't stand the pain
I'm leaving you tomorrow

I winced as soon as the singer opened her mouth and i'd realised what was about to come out....

 

[eastlondonseagull]

I played at a wedding a couple of months ago and the bride and groom asked us to play the first dance. We supplied them a list of songs we knew to choose from and they plumped for Easy by the Commodores. First 2 lines:

I'm sorry but I just can't stand the pain
I'm leaving you tomorrow

I winced as soon as the singer opened her mouth and i'd realised what was about to come out....

Exactly

.

 

[Trufflehound]

Ivor Biggun and Red-nosed Burglars - The Wanker's Song

 

[sod1]

jilted John by Jilted John

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Overload - Sugarbabes

 

[Son of a hillbilly]

she hates me- puddle of mudd
crash the wedding- by that fake band busted

 

[London Calling]

The Good, Bad and the Ugly

 

[London Calling]

Alice Cooper

Schools Out (For Ever)

 

[The Large One]

Too Drunk to f*** - Dead Kennedys

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

bitch is a bitch- n.w.a

 

[Badger]

Pet Shop Boys - It's a Sin

 

[king Wombat]

lola - kinks
runaway - del shannon,
heroin - lou reed,
i touch myself - (the dj at one wedding i went to put this on as the first dance by mistake and the entire place erupted into hysterics)

 

[captinsham]

ebay song

 

[hart's shirt]

Why don't we do it in the road? - Beatles
Last chance to turn around - Gene Pitney
Go away little girl - Steve Lawrence
I'll never smile again - The Ink Spots
Cheating on you - Franz Ferdinand
Pretend it's your first time - Deborah Allen
She's no lady, she's my wife - Lyle Lovett
I want to break free - Queen
Big mistake - Natalie Imbruglia
Where do I hide? - Nickleback
All that she wants (is another baby) - Ace Of Base
Highway to Hell - AC/DC
Boulevard of broken dreams - Green Day
Bring your daughter to the slaughter - Iron Maiden
I don't want to be in love - Good Charlotte
I want a mistress for Christmas - AC/DC
Think twice - Celine Dion
I never loved you anyway - The Corrs
I wanna f*** you - Akon
Bitch we got a problem - Korn
Fat bottom girls - Queen
The bad touch - Blood Hound Gang
I married her just because she looks like you - Lyle Lovett
Somebody told me - The Killers
Dude (looks like a lady) - Aerosmith
I used to love her - Guns N' Roses
Hound dog - Elvis
Baby got back - Sir MixALot
Stuck in the middle with you - Stealers Wheel

Theme from 'Jaws'

 

[Jessica Rabbit]

My D I V O R C E is final today!

 

[Taybha]

D.I.V.O.R.C.E

 

[Leekbrookgull]

(Please) Release me. For i don't love you anymore !!!!

 

[Gully]

Jailhouse rock!