unofficial nsc merchandise

[alan partridge]

roll up roll up for alan partridges, completely 100% UNOFFICIAL nsc merchandise

check it out. not only can you get 'prev' thongs (with 'hen' arse logo) you can also check out the latest F.G.U.K. ladies and menswear

there's unofficial official site mugs and mouse mats too

finally, if your mate is a chimney sweep, there are products to die for...

IDEAL XMAS PRESENTS!

go here to shop http://www.cafeshops.com/totaltat






on a serious note, you can actually buy this shite, so if any of you do, then all profits to remf shall we say?

 

[Lush]

Wow - I actually like some of those! Especially the mugs. Good work AP.

What's the exchange rate these days?

 

[alan partridge]

Wow - I actually like some of those! Especially the mugs. Good work AP.

What's the exchange rate these days?

eh? i wasn't expecting that

erm, no idea lush

i'm amazed you like the mugs, i was a little disapponted with how they seem to come out

BUT

rest assured

Quality has been vaguely wondered about

 

[JJ McClure]

Quality
I love the My Mate Is A Chimney Sweep mouse mat.

 

[Braders]

i love the A.R.S long sleeve tops , the mugs are quality too ,think i'll get some on payday!

 

[tinx]

And where is the official NSC Family Fortunes T-shirt with a back print of simply



crisps

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

My favourite is the tshirt with M.O.M. on the front and Packham on the back.

 

[alan partridge]

And where is the official NSC Family Fortunes T-shirt with a back print of simply



crisps

thats brilliant tinx

stay tuned

 

[JJ McClure]

Will it arrive in time for the meetup so I can drink Baileys from a mug with the latest official news on it.

 

[tedebear]

and theres even a a.r.s. tedebear - woohoo - class!!

 

[alan partridge]

new stock has just arrived

CRISPS sweatshirt and ladies top now available with special 3x 'UH UH' 'wrongnoise' logo

there's a f'in expensive ars beer stein too

the ARS STEIN

 

[alan partridge]

Will it arrive in time for the meetup so I can drink Baileys from a mug with the latest official news on it.

i have absolutely no idea mate

if you buy another 2 mugs you can get a lager and a gin and tonic too


ladyboys...

 

[tinx]

My crisps idea is on there.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Is there going to be a 'Chappers - Extra extra large Condom' range?

 

[Trigger]

I could be interested in a black Prev cap...

Why are there no Mushy vests?

 

[alan partridge]

I could be interested in a black Prev cap...

Why are there no Mushy vests?

don't fancy a thong then?

 

[alan partridge]

there's now a superb chimney sweep journal available

the ideal stocking filler

http://www.cafepress.com/cp/members/products/product_edit_design.aspx?itemno=8501746&side=F

 

[Simster]

Absolute class. I might have to get the mouse mat.

How about a t-shirt with "I've been up Kylie's..." on the front and "...chimney" on the back?

 

[alan partridge]

Absolute class. I might have to get the mouse mat.

How about a t-shirt with "I've been up Kylie's..." on the front and "...chimney" on the back?

simster, you'd be amazed how easily that could be fixed




























dunno about the t-shirt though

BOOM BOOM!

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

No chizla hats or slice t shirts. Very poor.