UNITED LIES from 'Bluemoon'
Utd are the biggest club in the world.
Utd took a million to Barcelona.
All their fans know all the words to the flowers of Manchester, they sing it before every match, every time.
All Utd fans are cool socialists.
Utd have the most loyal and hardest firm in the world. The cockney reds all come from Manchester.
Utd fans are so cool they never wear colours ever (the fact they sell 4 million shirts a week is irrelevant)
Utd have the BEST stadium in the whole world.
Utd fans NEVER sing about death as they know only too well how it feels.
All the famous bands and musicians in Manchester support Man United. All of them. There are no embarrasing celeb fans, they are all cool. They ALL come from Manchester.
All Utd fans have the first Stone Roses Album (Ltd edition of course)
All Utd fans know the words to "One Love"
All Utd fans were at Spike Island, it was their special day.
There are no Utd fans in Stockport, and definitely non in London.
Utd fans dont care about Ciddy. They are irrellevant.
"Ronaldinho would love to play for us"
They are not in any way bothered about City which is why they never ever spend most of their matches singing nursery rhymes about us.
van Nistelrooy nevers takes a dive in the penalty area, he is always manhandled to the floor.
Diego Forlan will 'come good'
Martin Edwards was checking if there was any spare toilet paper in
the ladies toilet
There are no City fans in Manchester. Not one, they all come from Stockport.
Peter Kenyon is a United fan.
Eric Cantona is the best player in the world ever.
MUFC have more season ticket holders than anyone else in the world.
Rio Ferdinand is worth £30million.
You cant buy dodgy match tickets off Sir Bobby Charlton.
Alex Ferguson is a great ambassador for the game and deserves his knighthood.
The Neville brothers bare no resembelance what so ever to the Chuckle brothers.
Man City are not our rivals, they are far too small and insignificant to care about.
United have never received government aid to build the swamp (except for the full rebuild of the cantilever stand before the 66 world cup).
They hate Leeds more than us
They're not arsed about the derbies, and would rather take 3 points of the mickeys
All City fans are bitter and envious of United
You just can't get a ticket for Old Trafford
Every player in the world wants to play for United
Zoe Ball has always been a red
The train to London Euston is never full of United fans. Ever. Never seen one.
Diego Forlan is a snip at £7.5m.
Ruud Van Nistelrooy does not look like a horse.
So true.
Utd are the biggest club in the world.
Utd took a million to Barcelona.
All their fans know all the words to the flowers of Manchester, they sing it before every match, every time.
All Utd fans are cool socialists.
Utd have the most loyal and hardest firm in the world. The cockney reds all come from Manchester.
Utd fans are so cool they never wear colours ever (the fact they sell 4 million shirts a week is irrelevant)
Utd have the BEST stadium in the whole world.
Utd fans NEVER sing about death as they know only too well how it feels.
All the famous bands and musicians in Manchester support Man United. All of them. There are no embarrasing celeb fans, they are all cool. They ALL come from Manchester.
All Utd fans have the first Stone Roses Album (Ltd edition of course)
All Utd fans know the words to "One Love"
All Utd fans were at Spike Island, it was their special day.
There are no Utd fans in Stockport, and definitely non in London.
Utd fans dont care about Ciddy. They are irrellevant.
"Ronaldinho would love to play for us"
They are not in any way bothered about City which is why they never ever spend most of their matches singing nursery rhymes about us.
van Nistelrooy nevers takes a dive in the penalty area, he is always manhandled to the floor.
Diego Forlan will 'come good'
Martin Edwards was checking if there was any spare toilet paper in
the ladies toilet
There are no City fans in Manchester. Not one, they all come from Stockport.
Peter Kenyon is a United fan.
Eric Cantona is the best player in the world ever.
MUFC have more season ticket holders than anyone else in the world.
Rio Ferdinand is worth £30million.
You cant buy dodgy match tickets off Sir Bobby Charlton.
Alex Ferguson is a great ambassador for the game and deserves his knighthood.
The Neville brothers bare no resembelance what so ever to the Chuckle brothers.
Man City are not our rivals, they are far too small and insignificant to care about.
United have never received government aid to build the swamp (except for the full rebuild of the cantilever stand before the 66 world cup).
They hate Leeds more than us
They're not arsed about the derbies, and would rather take 3 points of the mickeys
All City fans are bitter and envious of United
You just can't get a ticket for Old Trafford
Every player in the world wants to play for United
Zoe Ball has always been a red
The train to London Euston is never full of United fans. Ever. Never seen one.
Diego Forlan is a snip at £7.5m.
Ruud Van Nistelrooy does not look like a horse.
So true.