Unfortunate names ...

[jonny.rainbow]

Just remembered an account at a place I used to work was in the name of Oliver Wank.

I think it was set up as a joke though.

 

[Al Bion]

The MD of one of my company's Scottish customers is called Ronald McDonald and he insists on being called Ronald

 

[Rambo]

I once dealt with a client call - Mr Spankie!

And btw this has been done before.

 

[Donkey Hoaty]

Absolute gospel I once worked at place where we had 2 guys with names that had similar meanings: Willie Clamp and Dick Lock.

Unfortuately they didn't work in the same office, I would have loved it if somebody came in and asked if Willie Clamp was in and would have been fighting back the laughter as i replied - no but we have a Dick Lock if that helps.

Absolute comedy geniuses their parents

 

[Bry Nylon]

I once worked with a German guy called Berndt Koch. Nuff said.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

On one contract I worked with a bloke called Human Van Ass.

And on another contract I worked for awell known city bank with a German fellow by the name of Dirk Wachter. Which isn't all that funny. However, the chap next to him on the e-mail list was one Helmut Wacker

 

[B.M.F]

There was a bloke that used to work at TSB called Peter File. Did not even think of this until I saw Safeways writings above his avatar of Peado Pan.

 

[Statto]

I think the most funny name in the world of sport, has got to be The Brighton Bears Basketball captian Randy Duck.

 

[B.M.F]

I think the most funny name in the world of sport, has got to be The Brighton Bears Basketball captian Randy Duck.

I thought Jean Condom ( French Rugby Union star )

and Roland Ratzenburger ( F1 driver ) are funnier

 

[Statto]

I thought Jean Condom ( French Rugby Union star )

and Roland Ratzenburger ( F1 driver ) are funnier

 

[Bakesy]

My mate was in the Royal Navy with a bloke called Quentin Cumber

 

[Biscuit]

Absolute gospel I once worked at place where we had 2 guys with names that had similar meanings: Willie Clamp and Dick Lock.

Unfortuately they didn't work in the same office, I would have loved it if somebody came in and asked if Willie Clamp was in and would have been fighting back the laughter as i replied - no but we have a Dick Lock if that helps.

Absolute comedy geniuses their parents

 

[On the Left Wing]

Our music teacher at Hove County Grammar was Gordon Bennet

Years later I taught a kid called Granville Bottom

But the best has to the electrical comopany in Chichester or is it Littlehampton called Wayne Kerr

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Our music teacher at Hove County Grammar was Gordon Bennet

Years later I taught a kid called Granville Bottom

But the best has to the electrical comopany in Chichester or is it Littlehampton called Wayne Kerr

Gordon Bennett! Class.

There was a chap at my prep school called Anthony Fagot - he pronounced it Fay-go.

Another guy at my school was called Ben Downe. True. Someone told me his brother was called Neil Downe, but I think that was a fabrication.

 

[Titanic]

Our music teacher at Hove County Grammar was Gordon Bennet

LOOBY !

 

[The Wookiee]

What about good old Chris Peacock

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

I dealt with a woman from Denmark called Lovisa Wanker

 

[Tricky Dicky]

I processed a policy for a Chinese man called

Fuk Yu.

Always makes me laugh on the credits to Frasier or Cheers, there is a producer called Mary Fukuto - maybe these two are related.

When I worked in Lancing there was a secretary called Sue Flahey (pronounced souffle) and a bloke called Jay Nair. Well, I laughed.

 

[Les Biehn]

I worked at a factory for one week during the school holidays and the boss was called Victor Cockhead. I got home on my first day and looked in the telephone book and there were three cockheads.