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Unfair national stereotypes



Tooting Gull

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Jul 5, 2003
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I'll get the ball rolling with the Spanish. A barbaric and lazy race, who love torturing defenceless animals for entertainment, and have never done a full day's work in their lives. Some of us have to put in a bit of effort from 12pm to 3pm Monday to Friday.
 






Tooting Gull

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Jul 5, 2003
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tedebear said:
yes but their men can dance!;)

You are, of course, at liberty to do the English....
 


Brixtaan

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Jul 7, 2003
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Border country.East Preston.
Scots- bitter,ugly,angry.
 


Shizuoka Dolphin

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Jul 8, 2003
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Irish - Jolly.

No they're not. It's unfair to us becuase it lulls you into a false sense of security and then when you meet one you run a pretty good chance of them hating you.
 






Man of Harveys

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Jul 9, 2003
19,215
Brighton, UK
I already hear a wooden, clunking sound of the wrong end of a large number of sticks being picked up...
 








Mr Popkins

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Jul 8, 2003
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LIVING IN SIN
Falkland Islanders.. sheep shagging inbreads, who think there british even though there over 2000 miles away!,

Las Malvinas!!! Las Malvinas!! (as the Argies say!)
 














sullyupthewing

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Jul 5, 2003
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brighton and worthing
English= Beer swilling louts who get pissed on half a pint and think they can take the world on, and they are a fcuking embarresment when abroad.
And before you ask I am English
 




Brixtaan

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Border country.East Preston.
Highfields Seagull said:
Germans - humourless, spicy sausage eating, lederhosen wearing bureacrats who want to rule Europe.


i think they're ok now.
 


Man of Harveys

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Jul 9, 2003
19,215
Brighton, UK
The English - a drab, styleless, sexually-repressed, class-oppressed narrow-minded bunch of laughably-incompetent pasty-faced miserablists whose main trait consists of rehashing cliched national stereotypes in order to try to maintain a desperate semblance of superiority over others, rendering them incapable of distinguishing patriotism from xenophobia.

That's unfair, of course. :lolol: :lolol:
 




Tooting Gull

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Jul 5, 2003
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Man of Harveys said:
The English - a drab, styleless, sexually-repressed, class-oppressed narrow-minded bunch of laughably-incompetent pasty-faced miserablists whose main trait consists of rehashing cliched national stereotypes in order to try to maintain a desperate semblance of superiority over others, rendering them incapable of distinguishing patriotism from xenophobia.

That's unfair, of course. :lolol: :lolol:

That's more like it, I think that's what tedebear wanted to say. Next up - it's the Italians. Smarmy, over-confident and totally machiavellian, you wouldn't trust one to finish on the same team as he started in a game of five-a-side. Spend all day looking in the mirror.
 


tedebear

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Jul 7, 2003
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Tooting Gull said:
That's more like it, I think that's what tedebear wanted to say. Next up - it's the Italians. Smarmy, over-confident and totally machiavellian, you wouldn't trust one to finish on the same team as he started in a game of five-a-side. Spend all day looking in the mirror.

of course but only as its a generalisation you understand ;)
 


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