UNDERWORLD - what did YOU think ?

[Easy 10]

I watched this last night. Kate Beckinsale made me dribble in her black PVC. But other than that, I couldn't quite make my mind up about it. A gothic cross between The Matrix and Blade...Vampires against Lycons (or werewolves as we know them)...lots of shooting, lots of big high slow-motion jumping around. Lots of rain. Slightly dodgy effects for the werewolves, which they self-conciously leave mostly in darkness, or show in very quick one-or-two second flashes to disguise the 2nd rate effects. Fairly intricate storyline that spins out over nearly 2 hours. I quite liked it I think, but it could have been better. LOVED Victors coffin though.
You ?

 

[Safeway]

I liked 'Born Slippy'.

 

[Braders]

Drive boy dog boy
Dirty numb angel boy
In the doorway boy
She was a lipstick boy
She was a beautiful boy
And tears boy
And all in your inner space boy
He had hand girls boy
And steel boy
He had chemicals boy
I've grown so close to you boy
And you just groan boy
She said come over come over
She smiled at you boy

(repeat)

Let your feelings slip boy
But never your mask boy
Random blonde boy
High density rhythm blonde boy
Blonde country
Blonde high density
You are my drug boy
You're real boy
Speak to me boy
Dog dirty numb cracking boy
You're getting wet boy
Big big time boy
Acid bear boy
Babes and babes
And babes and babes and babes
And remembering nothing boy
Do you like my tin horn boy
It get wet like an angel
Derailed

You got a velvet mouth
You're so succulent and beautiful
Shimmering and dirty
Wonderful and hot time
On your telephone line
And God and everything
On your telephone
And in walk an angel

Look at me mum
Squatting pissed in the tube hole
At Tottenham Court Road
I just come out of the ship
Talking to the most blonde I ever met
Shouting lager lager lager lager
Shouting lager lager lager lager
Shouting lager lager lager lager
Shouting lager lager lager
Shouting mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega
Shouting lager lager lager lager
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing
So many things to see and do
In the tube hole
True blonde going back to Romford
Mega mega mega going back to Romford
Hi mum are you having fun
And now are you on your way
To a new age tension headache

 

[Kenhead]

i quite enjoyed it, but not to fused if i don't see it again, Kate Beckinsale is fit!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Top tunes. 'Dirty Epic' beats seven shades of shit outta 'Born Slippy'. Never quite the same since Darren Emerson left - but still a magical thing live

 

[sherrinned]

My daughter just told me that it was absolut Sh#te. They apparently made up the r#ules with no regard to other vampire sources or anything. I trust her judgement She is 16 after all so must be right.