Under take her

[Man of Harveys]

Did anyone read this in Popbitch? Is this really normal practice, even if you're not Jimmy Savile?

> >> Some like it cold <<
> Marilyn will be turning in her grave
>
> We heard an amazing story from an aging playboy
> this week. Some years ago, this upper-crust
> chap was chatting up a buff black man in a bar
> and the conversation turned to their
> occupations. The American said he was an
> undertaker. And that it was to his funeral home
> that Marilyn Monroe was brought on her death.
> And he went on to confess that all the local
> undertakers then took turns to have sex with
> her corpse.
>
>
> (FYI: The undertaker claimed the practice was
> rife in funeral parlours. (Well, why else
> would you take the job?)

 

[See-Goals]

Old old story. The undertakers were even rumoured to have sold time with the body for $2500 a go.

Wrong wrong wrong.

 

[tip top]

*awaits the Stiff joke*

 

[Questions]

What do you mean wasn`t a prawn. It looked like a prawn and it smelt like a prawn and it damn well tasted like a prawn.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

I wonder if Harty will have any views on this?

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Yes KSA - could it be Harty's Hot Topic on SCR this Saturday?

 

[magoo]

This came up on Graham Norton last night for some reason.
Apparently it's very important to get a reliable undertaker if you are a celeb as it's common place to get corpse raped.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Old old story. The undertakers were even rumoured to have sold time with the body for $2500 a go.

Wrong wrong wrong.

Indeed. $1,000 tops, I would say.

 

[Simster]

What the f*** is the point of boning a dead bird?




She wouldn't f***ing wriggle.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

If you waited a few weeks, she would.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Yes KSA - could it be Harty's Hot Topic on SCR this Saturday?

Now THAT would be worth podcasting

 

[Yorkie]

If you waited a few weeks, she would.

Eeeeewwwwww

 

[readingstockport]

It was allegedly done to Mary Millington as well back in 79.

 

[British Bulldog]

What the f*** is the point of boning a dead bird?




She wouldn't f***ing wriggle.

Maybe I should've checked my first wifes pulse?

 

[Man of Harveys]

What the f*** is the point of boning a dead bird?




She wouldn't f***ing wriggle.

How can someone tell when their wife dies?

The sex is the same but the washing starts to pile up.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Maybe I should've checked my first wifes pulse?

Was she snoring or not?

 

[British Bulldog]

Was she snoring or not?

That wife never did snore but come to think of it she never reacted when I said I was leaving her!

 

[Yorkie]

That wife never did snore but come to think of it she never reacted when I said I was leaving her!

That's because she was so relieved.

 

[Woodchip]

That wife never did snore but come to think of it she never reacted when I said I was leaving her!

Not even by throwing a party?


Sorry, that was below the belt, but an easy shot.

 

[British Bulldog]

That's because she was so relieved.

I could take offence at that Yorkie but your probably right.