Under Siege v Top Gun

[Martin Lambert]

Got to be Under Siege. Birthday cake scene...just great cinema.

 

[Braders]

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[Lady Whistledown]

Kelly McGillis, now

 

[Sergei Gotsmanov]

I thought it was widely known that Top Gun is totally gay.

Under Siege and Erika any day.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I thought it was widely known that Top Gun is totally gay.

No irony whatsoever then, that after all the playing-with-the-boys fun going on in that movie, McGillis turned out to be the gay one in real life.

Not Tom Cruise. Who is most certainly, absolutely, unequivocally 100% heterosexual as we all know.

 

[Easy 10]

The most homo-erotic movie of all TIME.

That may have been mentioned previously

Indeed.
The bare-chested volleyball match is a MASTERPIECE in sweaty, uber-macho, dickswinging QUEERNESS

 

[Eric Potts]

Top Gun, purely for the FACT it gave birth to the all time greatest spoof film Hot Shots!

I'm very much afraid that you are mistaken .

Airplane is the all time gretest spoof film .

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

There's only one way to settle this.

Have Cruise and Seagul fight to the death.

 

[JJ McClure]

So basically it's a choice between homoerotic beach volleyball or Erika Eleniak's tits?
Under Siege for me then, plus Tommy Lee Jones' ham acted comic book bad guy is quite funny.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

And how can we as Albion fans not support a guy called Seagul.

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

Under Siege by a mile

 

[Beach Hut]

Under Siege - nice baps

 

[Martinf]

Where's the 'they are both absolute shite' option?

 

[Phil B]

Also Erika Eleniak got her tits out for Under Siege which is better than anything Kelly McGillis put out.

Well, there is no way McGillis was showing her tits in top Gun.

She was saving them for Harrison Ford in "Witness".

 

[Billy the Fish]

Top Gun is by far the superior film

 

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