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Ulloa's Chances of being a fans fav, hes worth 2mil so im sure he'll be reminded of that



storer

New member
Nov 28, 2010
165
How fast will it be until a random group of deluded/no idea about football fans get on Ulloa's back then?

after the first five games is he hasnt scored in every game and clicks with every1 around him?

After 10 if were not in the top 6?

he was worth 2mill so hes got to score everygame , try as hard as CMS if not harder, appreciate us, deny any specualtion of a possible move if he hits form...is that correct?

cos thats what CMS has had to put up with, just cos hes worth a bit of money....2mill price tag for BHA fans means he must be GOD an nothing less!
 




shaolinpunk

[Insert witty title here]
Nov 28, 2005
7,187
Brighton
I can't believe he still hasn't scored :censored:
 


Daffy Duck

Stop bloody moaning!
Nov 7, 2009
3,824
GOSBTS
Blimey, you're getting all angry and he hasn't even kicked a ball for us yet.
Did you get out of bed the wrong side this morning?
 


JBizzle

Well-known member
Apr 18, 2010
5,953
Seaford
How fast will it be until a random group of deluded/no idea about football fans get on Ulloa's back then?

after the first five games is he hasnt scored in every game and clicks with every1 around him?

After 10 if were not in the top 6?

he was worth 2mill so hes got to score everygame , try as hard as CMS if not harder, appreciate us, deny any specualtion of a possible move if he hits form...is that correct?

cos thats what CMS has had to put up with, just cos hes worth a bit of money....2mill price tag for BHA fans means he must be GOD an nothing less!

Yeah, but in fairness it took nearly a year for people to start properly complaining about CMS. Unless he's a complete donkey he'll be fine until the end of the season at least for the majority. That said, some fools will judge him after 1 game: "He played 90 minutes and didn't score!!! WHY SPEND £2M ON HIM WHEN WE GAVE MURRAY AWAY FOR FREE!!!!"
 


Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
50,526
Goldstone
For the amount we paid he should be better than Michu. If not, we should take the first offer that comes in for him, and offer to drive him there.
 




terryberry1

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Jul 9, 2011
5,023
Patcham
if he has a poor first touch, doesn't score in his first 10 games and plays like a donkey he will get slated. However these factors will be forgotten if he retweets and waves to us at the end of each game
 


Birdie Boy

Well-known member
Jun 17, 2011
4,133
Hold on, if your a God because you cost £2m what are you if you cost £3m, which Ulloa did? Bloody hell, have we signed a Super God? Woohoo :D
 


sydney

tinky ****in winky
Jul 11, 2003
17,803
town full of eejits
Yeah, but in fairness it took nearly a year for people to start properly complaining about CMS. Unless he's a complete donkey he'll be fine until the end of the season at least for the majority. That said, some fools will judge him after 1 game: "He played 90 minutes and didn't score!!! WHY SPEND £2M ON HIM WHEN WE GAVE MURRAY AWAY FOR FREE!!!!"


if we keep dobbie , kaz ,buckers , cms and add ulloa to them.....that is a shit hot attacking group(theoretically)........bridders ,barnes, hammond , orlandi ,crofts, dicker , lopez, jfc, ...midfield.....greer , el-abd. bridge , bruno, painter..? koosh , new plymouth lad.....to be honest that is a very good squad, any weakness would appear to be at the back...!!.
 




Marshy

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Jul 6, 2003
19,787
FRUIT OF THE BLOOM
if he has a poor first touch, doesn't score in his first 10 games and plays like a donkey he will get slated. However these factors will be forgotten if he retweets and waves to us at the end of each game


Ive no doubt you will have decided in 45 mins of action and will be unshakeable in your opinion.
 


clippedgull

Hotdogs, extra onions
Aug 11, 2003
20,789
Near Ducks, Geese, and Seagulls
Will Ulloa give a shit about what anybody thinks, except his managers opinions? Unlikely. Its only fans that get upset with other fans opinions. If a player is genuinely not up to current standards then he won't be anywhere near the first team squad!
 


CheeseRolls

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jan 27, 2009
6,052
Shoreham Beach
I reckon Ulloa will be fine, even if by some strange quirk of the English weather he is transformed into a cart horse.

However I do want to go on record as the first to say that the signing of Ulloa proves Gus knows nothing about strikers and that TB should get rid - or some such nonsense
 




Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
50,526
Goldstone
if he has a poor first touch, doesn't score in his first 10 games and plays like a donkey he will get slated. However these factors will be forgotten if he retweets and waves to us at the end of each game
Has that happened with anyone else then? I can think of someone that applauds us at the end of the game, but they scored in their second game, and got about 5 in their first 10 games.
 




brightonrock

Dodgy Hamstrings
Jan 1, 2008
2,482
Ive no doubt you will have decided in 45 mins of action and will be unshakeable in your opinion.

Wouldn't be the first time, and he won't be the only one. Barnes is still getting the same stick from the knobs who decided he was shit when he scored 20 in our league 1 winning season. Some things never change.
 




coagulantwolf

New member
Jun 21, 2012
716
Slightly OT but haven't read it anywhere, how good is the mans English? I know he's using a translator, but can he talk English at all? A curiosity more than anything.
 


JBizzle

Well-known member
Apr 18, 2010
5,953
Seaford
if we keep dobbie , kaz ,buckers , cms and add ulloa to them.....that is a shit hot attacking group(theoretically)........bridders ,barnes, hammond , orlandi ,crofts, dicker , lopez, jfc, ...midfield.....greer , el-abd. bridge , bruno, painter..? koosh , new plymouth lad.....to be honest that is a very good squad, any weakness would appear to be at the back...!!.

You forgot Calderon and Dunk too (not to mention Vicente)! We actually have an excellent squad! Just need to add a strong, pacy centreback and bingo!
 


somerset

New member
Jul 14, 2003
6,600
Yatton, North Somerset
JBizzle will be calling for him to replaced by Barnes after one game if Ulloa misses a few goal attempts.
 


Ninja Elephant

Doctor Elephant
Feb 16, 2009
18,855
CMS now has very vocal detractors, but it took a season before it became common place. I suspect Ulloa has until the summer to bang them in before being written off by the few. There are always players that people want to dislike, I don't get it, but there are.
 








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