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[Marshy]

Now like me Im sure the first name on everyones team sheet is Luke Chadwick.

Just seen him on Sky Sports re his loan move to Burnley and the man is obviously trying to sort himself out , braces the works !
Im sure he dosent have enough cash to finish the job though...

.... think he covered the film crew with spit in the interview ! And couldnt understand a word of it either.

 

[Blackadder]

Interesting point.

Would you like to be a top prem footballer and a minger (like Chadwick, Beadrie etc) or normal?

Apologies to fellow NSCers who are ugly but I don't think we have any.

Well not in the JPF we don't (can't speak for the Quiche but as Albion supporters I'm sure they are OK)

And I know the Daft Bints must be lookers (even though I haven't met any of them )

 

[Marshy]

Ill take the normality over being Chadwick any day.
Not even close.

 

[Blackadder]

Ill take the normality over being Chadwick any day.
Not even close.

Agreed.

It would be OK if you could take a "normal pill" afterwards.

 

[alan partridge]

Now like me Im sure the first name on everyones team sheet is Luke Chadwick.

Just seen him on Sky Sports re his loan move to Burnley and the man is obviously trying to sort himself out , braces the works !
Im sure he dosent have enough cash to finish the job though...

.... think he covered the film crew with spit in the interview ! And couldnt understand a word of it either.

lol

 

[El Presidente]

Goalkeeper would have to be Neville Southall

 

[El Presidente]

 

[WhitleyDennis]

Is this a world XI? Cos Ronaldhino and ol' chipmunk face himself, Ronaldo make a pretty fearsome pair.

A bit lower down the scale, James Harper would be Reading's leading candidate. Lovely footballer, but...

 

[Marshy]

Phil Parkes woould edge out Southall for me.
And is ahero with me as he watched Deano's free kick fly past him.
Happy days.

 

[MikeySmall]

Mart Poom is the uglyest keeper ever.

 

[JJ McClure]

Everton Keeper Richard Wright must also be a contender, and a strike force of Rooney and Ronaldo would scare the shit out of defences with their hideous looks.

 

[Gritt23]

Ronaldo can eat an apple through a letterbox, so he just has to be in the side.

Ian Dowie alongside him, is the obvious choice.

 

[brighton rock]

ian dowie

 

[Gritt23]

ian dowie

Can't see anyone doubting that choice.

 

[brighton rock]

peter beardsley

 

[brighton rock]

paul merson

 

[brighton rock]

le tissier

 

[Gritt23]

Okay, so Le Tiss is no looker, but how did he end up dating Emily Symons for years?

 

[Wienergull]

Ipswich had 2 contenders in the 70s/80s: Eric gates and John Wark.

 

[JEM]

Who's the German national keeper? Ugly mutha. Him in goal. Can't remember his name.