Ugliest Footballer

[philsussex]

Could it possibly be....


Andy Whing?

 

[Notters]

Noone is a looker

 

[Sheebo]

Noone is a looker

WHAT'S IT LIKE TO SHAG A POT

Hope you sang it yesterday mate!

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

A lovely picture of a mother Orc standing proudly next to her son who has just been accepted into the ranks of the elite Uruk-hai regiment.

 

[Marc1901]

 

[Jonno]

It's got to be Tevez

 

[philsussex]

Actually

 

[Notters]

WHAT'S IT LIKE TO SHAG A POT

Hope you sang it yesterday mate!

No, but I still think it's a good song!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Are retro ugly footballers allowed? If so:

 

[Sheebo]

Not too good that everyone is suggesting 2 footballers with facial disfunctions / scaring - maybe you lot need to watch the (awfully named) beauty and the beast programmes on C4?!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Not too good that everyone is suggesting 2 footballers with facial disfunctions / scaring - maybe you lot need to watch the (awfully named) beauty and the beast programmes on C4?!

I don't think Peter Beardsley has any facial disfigurement beyond standard ugliness, but yes, I would concur that he may be good for scaring.

 

[Jonno]

Iain Dowie gotta be in contention surely

 

[Sheebo]

I don't think Peter Beardsley has any facial disfigurement beyond standard ugliness, but yes, I would concur that he may be good for scaring.

Soz i'd written that before your one - I meant Tevez and Ribery. So how do you spell it Miss? Someone with Scars obviously...

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Scarring

Which I did actually agree with, when I wasn't being facetious, as both Tevez and Ribery's looks are influenced by serious injuries sustained as children, so it might be a bit uncharitable to mock them. Whereas Dowie is just plug ugly.

If you google "ugly footballers", one of the first images to come up is poor old Craig Noone

 

[Aldo]

or

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Dirk Kuyt and Ian Rush.

 

[Sheebo]

Scarring

Which I did actually agree with, when I wasn't being facetious, as both Tevez and Ribery's looks are influenced by serious injuries sustained as children, so it might be a bit uncharitable to mock them. Whereas Dowie is just plug ugly.

If you google "ugly footballers", one of the first images to come up is poor old Craig Noone

Agreed. And yes Dowie used to look even worse with that horrible fecking Eagle tracksuit on!

 

[Stewie]

Luke Chadwick

 

[LABHA]

Dowie,end of thread.

 

[tonymgc]

Rumour has it when Mancini said he was going to be bringing in a couple of new faces Lescott & Tevez asked to be first in the queue